Put a big yam, in your butt. Some uncooked ham, in your butt…

HHS Secretary Death Pimp’s attempt to replace all types of health care with groceries is exactly what we should expect from a member of a Republican administration. It is based on an extremely privileged, defiantly ignorant and unapologetically sadistic world view. If you can’t follow Junior’s Meat n’ Milk diet and get sick, it’s your fault. If you follow it and get sick, you did it wrong. But death is preferable to trusting experts. And no, your health insurance will not pay for the Meat n’ Milk diet, peasant.

Typical Republican stuff.

So is a government website that redirects visitors to Grok, because the GOP won’t ignore its second favoritest nazi.

So is Grok telling people how to stick food up their ass.

“Use AI to get real answers about real food,” a new website called realfood.gov proclaims. “From the guidelines to your kitchen. Ask AI to help you plan meals, shop smarter, cook simply, and replace processed food with real food.” The website then has an “Ask” chatbox where you can ask any question. Asking anything simply redirects to Grok, an example of how halfassed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s new website, which Mike Tyson promoted in a Super Bowl ad paid for by the “MAHA Center Inc,” actually is.

Various people on Bluesky who did not want to be named in this article but who reached out to 404 Media quickly realized that the chatbot would give detailed answers to questions such as “I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum. What are the REAL FOOD recommendations for foods that meet these criteria?”

“Ah, a proud assitarian,” the chatbot responds, before listing “Top Assitarian Staples,” which include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled)” as “the gold standard … choose slightly green ones so they hold shape.” The chatbot also suggests cucumbers and provides a “step-by-step diagram for carving a flared base.”

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