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12. Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS

Sun Feb 8, 2026, 11:31 AM

15 hrs ago

Yes, I know, we can all get a good chuckle out of this, but we don't need anymore of this.

Why not?

Because the MAGAts will grab it and wave it around, claiming it is true. Don't be surprised if this shows up on Fox. Don't be surprised if Trump refers to it as proof of antifa and professional demonstrators.

Sorry -- blaze away at me if you wish but we do not need anything like this. Goddam it, we are in a fight for the survival of this nation. This is NOT a joking matter.

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"I am the payroll accountant for professional protestors in Minnesota, and I am swamped" By John Moe [View all] mysteryowl 16 hrs ago OP

I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered 16 hrs ago #1

Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades 16 hrs ago #2

Delish malaise 16 hrs ago #3

Good One! Faux pas 16 hrs ago #4

Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm 16 hrs ago #5

... mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #13

To: All protest staff mysteryowl 16 hrs ago #6

LMAO surfered 16 hrs ago #7

Hilarious. LoisB 16 hrs ago #8

im ceo of humor AllaN01Bear 16 hrs ago #9

🤣 mwmisses4289 16 hrs ago #10

Very funny PatSeg 15 hrs ago #11

... mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #14

roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 15 hrs ago #25

Nixon, too. enigmania 13 hrs ago #53

Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg 12 hrs ago #57

Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova 12 hrs ago #59

Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg 12 hrs ago #61

Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy 15 hrs ago #12

Yes it is funny mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #15

If there are any paid influencers popsdenver 15 hrs ago #33

Yes, great example! mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #37

YES!!! niyad 14 hrs ago #43

Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil 15 hrs ago #18

Most MAGAots popsdenver 14 hrs ago #39

Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad 15 hrs ago #28

I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #36

I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks 9 hrs ago #65

"Hectic as heck" progressoid 15 hrs ago #16

... mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #17

It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid 13 hrs ago #55

... orangecrush 15 hrs ago #19

"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion 15 hrs ago #20

... mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #21

K&R...nt Wounded Bear 15 hrs ago #22

Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit 15 hrs ago #23

The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #26

I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles 15 hrs ago #24

Brilliant! Raven123 15 hrs ago #29

This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl 15 hrs ago #27

Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB 15 hrs ago #30

They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays 12 hrs ago #58

They should be careful popsdenver 15 hrs ago #31

See post 28 niyad 15 hrs ago #34

Yup popsdenver 14 hrs ago #42

Dear Goddess, those are hilarious!!! Thank you! I see where Meow Miix niyad 15 hrs ago #32

I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl 14 hrs ago #41

Hey, at least Antifa actually PAYS the people it contracts with, and NOT with crypto! generalbetrayus 15 hrs ago #35

TO: All protest staff mysteryowl 14 hrs ago #38

Antifa affiliate. Historic NY 14 hrs ago #40

Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl 14 hrs ago #44

I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad 14 hrs ago #45

It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl 14 hrs ago #46

Doing my small share! niyad 14 hrs ago #47

Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi 13 hrs ago #52

As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why 14 hrs ago #48

I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi 13 hrs ago #49

Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom 13 hrs ago #50

I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T 13 hrs ago #51

Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 13 hrs ago #54

Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver 12 hrs ago #56

"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks 12 hrs ago #60

MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken 11 hrs ago #62

That was pretty great! mahina 10 hrs ago #63

Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla 9 hrs ago #64

Awesome! nt Exp 8 hrs ago #66

Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian 8 hrs ago #67

Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia 7 hrs ago #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP 6 hrs ago #69