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SpankMe

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86. When he goes, he'll probably have himself stuffed and put on display at Mar-a-Lago.

Fri Feb 6, 2026, 11:45 AM

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Just like Lenin's and Mao's tombs.

He'll have his penis removed, enlarged, gilded, and put on display next to the body. Republicans will travel great distances to slowly shuffle past it and weep, as if something great was lost.

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As Miranda Priestly says, BonnieJW Friday #84

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THIS malaise Feb 5 #16

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So the other 5... GiqueCee Feb 5 #53

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thanks for the giggle. stage left Feb 5 #45

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I'm torn between praying for slow and agonizing versus quick to finally rid us of the Orange Fuckface. SoFlaBro Feb 5 #12

The latter durablend Feb 5 #29

Join the pool! lastlib Feb 5 #63

Yet somehow he still manages to be somewhat ambulatory Ocelot II Feb 5 #13

If He's Not Dead... GB_RN Feb 5 #14

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Sure. maxsolomon Feb 5 #17

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Mitch and *Rump are neck-and-neck Seinan Sensei Feb 5 #49

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and two beautiful pieces of chocolate cake with ice cream. stage left Feb 5 #42

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Lol! Chellee Feb 5 #78

Although it may be true at his age MW67 Feb 5 #34

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Rapid - We need Ludicrous SPEED!!! Lokee11 Feb 5 #36

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NOT Rapid Enough for me!!! electric_blue68 Feb 5 #50

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My champagne remains corked in the cabinet. AllyCat Feb 5 #61

Hopefully REAL SOON! electric_blue68 Feb 5 #62

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Someone with oodles of money should bet on the day of his demise Raven123 Feb 5 #64

Join the Pool! lastlib Feb 5 #66

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In a better, more honest world... Miles Archer Feb 5 #71

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like bdamomma Feb 5 #76

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rapid not fast enough rampartd Friday #81

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