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Raven123

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9. Trump is absolutely flummoxed

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Feb 5, 2026, 02:13 PM

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MAGA cannot elect him into Heaven
He cannot buy heaven
He cannot invade heaven
He can’t bribe, blackmail or sue God
He can’t send ICE to evict God, since ICE doesn’t recognize God and would shoot first, then claim God was an assassin.

Basically everything Trump has done on earth won’t work. He is without a moral compass and lost in his own demented mind, except for the few moments when he knows he is soon to be dust.

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Yeah, sure, Donald. tanyev Thursday #3

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No problem.. Permanut Thursday #15

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