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jmowreader

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6. He's bound for the Eighth Circle of Hell
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 01:47 PM
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The only problem we've got is the structure of the Eighth Circle. There are ten Bolgia:
Bolgia 1 is for Panderers and Seducers, who are whipped by horned demons.
Bolgia 2 is for Flatterers. This is a ditch filled with diarrhea, which you're immersed in,
Bolgia 3 is for Simoniacs - traffickers in holy office. They are placed upside down in wormholes and have their feet set on fire.
Bolgia 5 is for Sorcerers and False Prophets. They get their heads twisted around so they face to the rear, and must walk backwards.
Bolgia 6 is for Hypocrites. They walk in circles wearing robes made of gold-plated lead.
Bolgia 7 is for Thieves, who are eaten by big lizards, reborn into new bodies and eaten again.
Bolgia 8 is for Fraudulent Counselors. They are wrapped in tongues of fire.
Bolgia 9 is for Sowers of Discord. They get hacked to pieces by sword-wielding demons.
Bolgia 10 is for Falsifiers like alchemists, counterfeiters and liars. They get leprosy and the plague.

Trump belongs in all ten.

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