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WestMichRad

(3,093 posts) Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:54 PM Feb 5

Winter Olympics 'penis-gate' sparks anti-doping concerns [View all]

Extraordinary questions have arisen over the prospect of athletes injecting acid into the penis, which would theoretically increase the suit sizes of ski-jumpers and improve aerodynamics.

Preliminary events are underway in Italy, where the 2026 Games will begin in earnest on Friday, and already there have been unusual concerns around the men’s ski jumping, which is due to start on Monday.

German publication Bild has raised the question of whether athletes might inject hyaluronic acid into their penises, in a bid to increase the size of their genitalia – with the wider aim of enhanced suit sizes to improve aerodynamics.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/ski-jump-penis-injections-winter-olympics-2026-b2914655.html

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Winter Olympics 'penis-gate' sparks anti-doping concerns [View all] WestMichRad Feb 5 OP

Hyaluronic Acid Penis is my Ramones cover band name. flvegan Feb 5 #1

... leftstreet Feb 5 #2

Injections in the penis are not painful if done correctly, I'm told. dickthegrouch Feb 5 #14

And is your hit song DevineAli Feb 5 #22

Huh. My, uh, friend's penis enlargement kit didn't even mention the improved ski jump aerodynamics. nt sl8 Feb 5 #3

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Alliepoo Feb 5 #6

This is one of the... 2naSalit Feb 5 #4

Same here. The corruption at the IOC, the bs with the soviet judges niyad Feb 5 #33

The Jamaican Olympics team is going to be all over this one. John1956PA Feb 5 #5

;-{)...... Goonch Feb 5 #7

This plan doesn't work for ALL Olympics events. Beartracks Feb 5 #8

Gives new meaning to the "hoist by his own petard" phrase. 3catwoman3 Feb 5 #35

One photo caption I saw read: "The Frenchman's intrusive baguette cost him a clearance." Beartracks Feb 5 #43

Heh, I'm thinking Disaffected Feb 5 #9

See #8 above. 3catwoman3 Feb 5 #36

Could be a boon for viewership underpants Feb 5 #10

How does a larger suit improve aerodynamics? quaint Feb 5 #11

Rate of descent Tasmanian Devil Feb 5 #18

I think that guy might have injected a little too much. sl8 Feb 5 #20

Well, then why dont they just require everyone to wear the largest size standard cup thats available, Volaris Feb 5 #23

Turning into a wing Tasmanian Devil Feb 5 #24

"Dude! Impressive wing!" WestMichRad Feb 5 #40

It would be good for snack storage. littlemissmartypants Feb 5 #30

You did it - reminded me of this classic NewHendoLib Feb 5 #12

"That's not my bag, baby," Men's Olympic Ski Jumper Bristlecone Feb 5 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author sl8 Feb 5 #15

AIIEEEE! DavidDvorkin Feb 5 #16

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Feb 5 #17

snicker!!! niyad Feb 5 #28

Hyaluronic acid is a substance naturally found in the body jmowreader Feb 5 #19

It is in a great many personal care products as well. niyad Feb 5 #26

!!! mwmisses4289 Feb 5 #21

This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad Feb 5 #25

"improve aerodynamics" - well, that seems counter-intuitive! UTUSN Feb 5 #27

I guess if... littlemissmartypants Feb 5 #29

... orangecrush Feb 5 #31

I guess size does matter. MLAA Feb 5 #32

Pablo Torre did a podcast chelsea0011 Feb 5 #34

Gives new meaning to the definition of "Aerodynamic Helmet" ToxMarz Feb 5 #37

OK, here's my stupid question. ananda Feb 5 #38

Just guessing, but... WestMichRad Feb 5 #41

Well, the good part is that it's hilariously funny. ananda Feb 5 #44

Take A Look At My Enormous Deep State Witch Feb 5 #39

I do love barbershop quartet harmony. 3catwoman3 Feb 5 #42

GROSS!!! Multichromatic Feb 5 #45