When you think about it, the life story of Steven Miller is a lot like the story of Pinnochio ... [View all]

except that instead of starting life as a wooden puppet who just wanted to grow up to be a real live boy, he started as an off-white plastic buttplug dildo who just wanted to crawl up some authoritarian tyrant's asshole and ooze his venom into the dictator's brain*.








*conveniently located immediately nearby