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Ms. Toad

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44. Not Kash Patel -

Thu Dec 18, 2025, 09:51 PM

Dec 18

Dan Bongino.

Dan Bongino is a different matter. He always seemed happier playing at his tire swing at the zoo, as tourists threw him peanuts and bananas. He'd swing and swing and swing and just seemed so happy. Sometimes he'd fling his poo at them, but that's what chimps do. DON'T JUDGE HIM until you've walked a mile in his shoes, even though chimps do not wear shoes.

My immediate reaction was that sounds a lot like the insults the MAGA hurled at Michelle Obama. So I pulled up a quick picture, and my immediate reaction to his appearance was that he was a black man.

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OMFG NO, the WORST CHRISTMAS NEWS EVER! Kash Patel "likely out soon" at FBI. NOT MY SWEET, SWEET KASH! NO! [View all] Miles Archer Dec 18 OP

How many times can he be publicly wrong about a murderer being arrested without getting fired? Renew Deal Dec 18 #1

the fbi has been famous for missing right wingers, ruining a security guard while rampartd Dec 18 #8

Don't worry; someone even worse will replace them. Ocelot II Dec 18 #2

Where I grew up they would say "the devil ya know and the devil ya don't". twodogsbarking Dec 18 #20

kash has done exactly what trump sent him to do rampartd Dec 18 #3

Hmm....will the girlfriend stick around when Kash can no longer give her and her friends FBI Uber service? tanyev Dec 18 #4

But now, he'll have more time to see her. He can go to all her shows! Intractable Dec 18 #14

Ah, but if he has to pay for his own airfare, will he?? tanyev Dec 18 #16

Then she'll accuse Krash of stalking her and she'll have to get a restraining order. NBachers Dec 18 #29

I'll believe it Greg_In_SF Dec 18 #5

As much as I despise this administration... Initech Dec 18 #6

There's a formula at play here. I call it the Russell Vought Formula. Miles Archer Dec 18 #9

And also while Fox News plays favorites with half of Congress. Initech Dec 18 #13

Side note: I believe we're going to find out the gold is real .... live love laugh Dec 18 #36

Off to the greatest page malaise Dec 18 #7

Patel's FBI: Famously Bungling Investigations by accusing the wrong people. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Dec 18 #10

Take Hegseth with him BlueWaveNeverEnd Dec 18 #11

Time to take our the Trash.... Patel. Happy Hoosier Dec 18 #12

Nothing to celebrate. They'll find somebody worse to replace him... Fil1957 Dec 18 #15

it publicly highlights how disastrous Trump whores are for America Skittles Dec 18 #46

Who's next IdiotsforPalin Dec 18 #17

And the replacement kwolf68 Dec 18 #18

Do you really want to analogize someone who appears multi-racial to a chimp? Ms. Toad Dec 18 #19

My first thought was that he came from India pacalo Dec 18 #43

Not Kash Patel - Ms. Toad Dec 18 #44

"likely out soon" barbtries Dec 18 #21

So who's at fault? I guess it must be Antifa, am I right? FakeNoose Dec 18 #22

Bailey, Bongino's co-deputy babysitter Deminpenn Dec 18 #23

So, are they nominating Joe Apprico? He's only 93. 33taw Dec 18 #24

That would be sooo apropos. ... marble falls Dec 18 #28

I thought it was K$H not KASH ChicagoTeamster Dec 18 #25

You mean this ain't worth $.02? ... marble falls Dec 18 #26

Even Trump and Miller know enough to know that you can't shitcan Patel less than a year in Prairie Gates Dec 18 #27

Good point that would be an open admission of being wrong underpants Dec 18 #31

I'm not excited JBTaurus83 Dec 18 #30

But what will he do without his special FBI private jet to squire the girlfriend around in? Vinca Dec 18 #32

HE'S JUST A NITWIT HIRED TO BE A NITWIT Jimvanhise Dec 18 #33

And yet Trump seems unable to appoint anyone good or competent. ananda Dec 18 #34

That's clearly a feature and not a bug.... nt Ol Janx Spirit Dec 18 #38

Can it be both? ananda Dec 18 #39

I guess it is really: it's a bug to us and a feature to them. nt Ol Janx Spirit Dec 18 #40

He's brown it was inevitable. live love laugh Dec 18 #35

Are we being trolled? We're being trolled.... None of these horrible people are going anywhere.... Ol Janx Spirit Dec 18 #37

It must have been super grotesque to see him ordering the real FBI agents around. pacalo Dec 18 #41

I didn't expect him to do anything other than what he's doing. BlueTsunami2018 Dec 18 #42

No pity for Petty Kash. n/t Totally Tunsie Dec 18 #45