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jmowreader

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25. "The Democratic response will be presented by Representative Jasmine Crockett"

Reply to Mr.Bee (Original post)

Tue Dec 16, 2025, 03:49 PM

Dec 16

“Good evening. I have, using personal funds, purchased 900 gallons of used motor oil from a Jiffy Lube and a horse trough from a feed store. Since the only way to save the national is to boil that fat fuck in oil, that’s what we’re going to do starting as soon as the oil heats up.”

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Trump to deliver prime-time address to nation [View all] Mr.Bee Dec 16 OP

That thought never crossed my mind! But now I'm hoping!!! liberalla Dec 16 #1

Quiet, Piggy orangecrush Dec 16 #2

You beat me to it! SheltieLover Dec 16 #27

Yup orangecrush Dec 16 #39

All together now: Quiet Piggy! SheltieLover Dec 16 #41

I am waiting for it orangecrush Dec 16 #46

If only reporters had spines ... SheltieLover Dec 16 #47

So far they dont orangecrush Dec 16 #49

Nope they don't. SheltieLover Dec 16 #50

"I've never met Susie Wiles" leftstreet Dec 16 #3

LOL CatWoman Dec 16 #16

Hah! UTUSN Dec 16 #19

Susie probably wants to say the same about Trump... sop Dec 16 #32

He never gives good news... It will be something horrific, I'd bet. hlthe2b Dec 16 #4

I'll skip it. Why bother? Botany Dec 16 #5

War with Venezuela? Chipper Chat Dec 16 #6

Bet that's it, land strikes will begin once Congress leaves town duckworth969 Dec 16 #7

Really? The Nobel Peace President? Mr.Bee Dec 16 #8

Bingo Traildogbob Dec 16 #12

"The missiles are flying, Hallelujah." LudwigPastorius Dec 16 #35

That was my first guess Bettie Dec 16 #48

He isn't done disparaging Rob Reiner C_U_L8R Dec 16 #9

Probably going to announce his grave-dancing schedule. Paladin Dec 16 #31

To brag about inflation, compare Trump bananas bucolic_frolic Dec 16 #10

What for? MIButterfly Dec 16 #11

Declare war on America Jerry2144 Dec 16 #13

Dubya and Cheney started a WAR based on lies Skittles Dec 16 #43

White House has already given a peek (for reals) NCDem47 Dec 16 #14

The "Epstein War" is begun Mike Niendorff Dec 16 #15

Exactly what I'm thinking. Timeflyer Dec 16 #33

This message was self-deleted by its author spanone Dec 16 #17

The Come Is Yet Too Best! Mr.Bee Dec 16 #18

Watching TV at noon tomorrow is the last thing I'll do. dem4decades Dec 16 #20

Declaring war on Venezuela? spanone Dec 16 #21

Yep, goes along with his exec order making fenenyl a WMD Jersey Devil Dec 16 #24

What happens if we don't watch? Srkdqltr Dec 16 #22

I hope you're right canetoad Dec 16 #23

"The Democratic response will be presented by Representative Jasmine Crockett" jmowreader Dec 16 #25

Based on what Karoline Leavitt said, YodaMom2 Dec 16 #26

12/19 is deadline for eps files release. Squirrel! SheltieLover Dec 16 #28

Please resign or announce that he is going into Hospice care LetMyPeopleVote Dec 16 #29

Pencils...blah blah blah... dolls blah blah blah... snakes blah blah... Harker Dec 16 #30

You forgot "Biden...blah blah blah" 3catwoman3 Dec 16 #38

Yes! Biden blah blah blah... Harker Dec 16 #40

I Won't Be Watching It Mr.Bee Dec 16 #34

My guess is it'll be nothing other than him fluffing his own failed policies and telling Americans Torchlight Dec 16 #36

Maybe it'll just be the traditional Trump holiday sentiment DFW Dec 16 #37

Maybe he wants to remind people to only buy 2 pencils & 2 dolls for their kids? SheltieLover Dec 16 #42

Infomercial for Trump phones Endlessmike56 Dec 16 #44

"Gas prices down 1000%!" durablend Dec 16 #45