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Blumancru

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23. Leopards finally get around to eating his face

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 11:42 AM

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Jr and Gums, coincidentally leopard hunting on the south lawn, try to save him but miss, and hit him squarely in the nulva.
Coroner rules accidental justifiable regicide.
Mailorderia dates Snoop Dog.

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