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mercuryblues

(16,144 posts)

6. No he is not dead

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 09:27 AM

Monday

His wishes for when he died was to be dipped in gold and made a statue out of. The upside is somebody didn't wait for him to die before they dipped him in gold. Now he's living in a gold shell unable to move or talk.

The things that remain the same as he still eats through a straw and is laying in his own feces

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

An estranged drug-addled son? QueerDuck Monday #1

One unloved by his narcissistic father, likes to shoot leopards? surfered Monday #4

Radical left wing McD's worker laces his cheeseburger... BH liberal Monday #2

Hmmmm.... surfered Monday #5

Read that as ultralite001 Monday #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #3

Drank that one this weekend after reading a Letter to the Editor surfered Monday #7

Good for you! SheltieLover Monday #11

🥂 surfered Monday #14

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 SheltieLover Monday #18

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #9

Drink a 2nd bottle of bubbly when the orange shitstain is buried Martin Eden Monday #16

No he is not dead mercuryblues Monday #6

Too bad DU will not allow me to paste what I'd written. SheltieLover Monday #8

Good people die young Bettie Monday #10

"well, we say our prayers..." hlthe2b Monday #12

Cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Monday #24

I Look Forward To the Day When the Answer is YES!! MissouriDem47 Monday #15

Don't get me started this morning . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Monday #17

It's just not in me to ever wish death or harm to someone, BUT Quiet Em Monday #19

I will feel a strong desire to urinate RainCaster Monday #21

You and probably millions of others. Quiet Em Monday #22

Does braindead count? RainCaster Monday #20

Leopards finally get around to eating his face Blumancru Monday #23

Massive aneurysm brought on by Rob Reiner getting more press for half a day? nt BWdem4life Monday #25

i will raise my pinky fiinger in v ictory dance when he does . AllaN01Bear Monday #26

Self-imploded due to his overwhelming sense of self-importance? Blue Owl Monday #27