Another new font for Marco Rubio! [View all]

Q: Why did Marco Rubio cross the road?
A: Like most squirrels he has no idea where he left his nuts.

The other day Marco announced that all official State Department documents must use a14-point Times New Roman font. I humbly suggest that an even more appropriate font is available: Times New Swastika (see below).

Rubio decided it was important to replace the sans serif Calibri font because it was part of a "wasteful DEIA program." While the DEI bogeyman is familiar to most of us, it turns out that if you add A to the acronym you can also include "Accessibility" in the woke target list. Watch out wheelchair ramps, MAGA is coming after you!

About the font: by happy coincidence, the real name of the font is Fette Trump-Deutsch. It's a widely available free font created by Professor Georg Trump in 1936.