The bad news: The Supreme Court let stand Texas’s gerrydiddling out Democratic seats, because Texas is doing it for political reasons, not racial ones. And Collin Allred announced Monday that he’s dropping his bid for the Democratic nomination for US Senate. The better news, Rep. Jasmine Crockett is running to take the seat of Republican Senator / fossil John Cornyn!

She faces a March 3 primary against Democratic state Rep. James Talarico, a former teacher. Look how cute and sweet he is, like a young Ron Howard:

We love him too!

Crockett’s masterful opening ad is nothing but Donald Trump ranting about new star Jasmine CAHCKETT, one of the leaders of the party who’s gonna bring ‘em back, and a low-IQ person, man oh man!

Please watch this embedded video on Wonkette's site. It is excellence personified!

Rely on Crockett to rustle the old man’s jimmies! How he hates a Black lady lawyer, ever since Fani Willis got him indicted and mug-shotted down in Fulton County, and Letitia James had him, his two fuggest sons, and their accountant declared frauds and con men before all the land. He’s surely wearing out the pages of his 1933 Children’s Dictionary of Racist and Sexist Epithets thumbing through for one that rhymes with Crockett.

Anyhoo, she kicked off her announcement with the ad and some Kendrick Lamar.



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