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36. I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with a melon-baller, than watch one fucking second of CBS

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 05:49 PM

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It's a fucking joke.

CBS doesn't realize how fucked they are. They have become The Monkees of reich-wing media. A cheap knock-off like a Relex Watch. If I want to watch whores whore, I'll go to Times Square, NOT the TA Travel Truck Stop on Route 69 in some Dumbfuckistan Murika shithole.

Faux News is, at least, a professional reich-wing wing cocksucker. CBS is a porn film fluffer. Not quite the "acting chops" of your typical porn star, but talented enough with their oral skills to keep a job.

It's like buying the Crispy Hexigons at Dollar Tree, instead of Chex.

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