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jmowreader

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16. It'll be a minister from an extremist Christian church

Reply to kimbutgar (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 02:06 PM

Dec 3

Under normal circumstances, JD Vance or his controllers would choose someone who can broaden his appeal in hopes of winning the 2028 and 2032 presidential election.

Since JD Vance is a creepy fuck who has absolutely no hope of winning even a corrupted election, they'll pair him up with someone who can help him cause as much damage as possible before he has to leave office in 2029. Since the GOP seems to want to turn the US into a theocracy, his new vice president will be the most extreme minister they can find. I'm predicting there'll be aquariums full of rattlesnakes in his office before his term ends.

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Who is JD Vance going to pick as Vice President when sleepy orange piggy dies or has to step down [View all] kimbutgar Dec 3 OP

I think... Mike Nelson Dec 3 #1

I don't think Rubio would survive the primary process for the presidency DFW Dec 3 #5

I recall... Mike Nelson Dec 3 #9

If Rubio is accused for having caused Trump's narcolepsy DFW Dec 3 #12

Vance is the cause of trump's narcolpsy. mercuryblues Dec 3 #22

Aha! DFW Dec 3 #24

I especially hope it is no one in the present cabinet. walkingman Dec 3 #2

Herman Miller? tinrobot Dec 3 #3

Maybe Ethan Allen? durablend Dec 3 #13

I stayed at the Ethan Allen Inn last summer. There were a lot of couches at their showroom next door. madinmaryland Dec 3 #23

My guesses DFW Dec 3 #4

Probably a MAGA loon who's still on the ship like Anna Luna or Ronny Jackson. Initech Dec 3 #6

I can't see him choosing a woman. Diamond_Dog Dec 3 #7

He "converted" to RadTrad Catholicism. haele Dec 3 #8

Must be a MAGA douche committed to project 2025 and someone who will make Vance look better Chasstev365 Dec 3 #10

gums or Don the Lesser WarGamer Dec 3 #11

Vance won't get to pick. It will be decided by the cabal. yardwork Dec 3 #14

Miller or Jordan obamanut2012 Dec 3 #15

It'll be a minister from an extremist Christian church jmowreader Dec 3 #16

Probably his boss Peter Thiel. xmas74 Dec 3 #17

Peter Thiel was born in Germany so he can't be president kimbutgar Dec 3 #19

Stephen Miller... lame54 Dec 3 #18

Ugh just the thought makes me want to throw up in my mouth! kimbutgar Dec 3 #20

I think he'll pick whomever he's instructed to pick. Torchlight Dec 3 #21

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