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FakeNoose

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36. Chump has a team of writers who stayed in the White House and worked all weekend

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 06:30 PM

Dec 2

They're the ones who wrote those xweets, and they probably typed them for Chump too. His fat fingers and his bad eyesight make it obvious when HE types that shit. When it's all spelled correctly and the grammar is correct, we know somebody else wrote it. In this case it was a whole team of writers.

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Images of Trump dozing during today's cabinet meeting (more Band-Aids and concealer on his right hand) [View all] demmiblue Dec 2 OP

I now dub thee "Sleepy Two Scoops". Moostache Dec 2 #1

Good nickname 😁 MustLoveBeagles Dec 2 #8

Too much late-night tweeting. n/t Safe as Milk Dec 2 #32

Once again... OBVIOUS evidence of intravenous treatments. Happy Hoosier Dec 2 #2

In fairness though, PatSeg Dec 2 #12

There's no way he made all those posts himself. Wiz Imp Dec 2 #23

Chump has a team of writers who stayed in the White House and worked all weekend FakeNoose Dec 2 #36

Sometimes we underestimate PatSeg Dec 3 #42

It's been confirmed Trump only posts about 5% of his posts himself Wiz Imp Dec 3 #44

Exactly Diraven Dec 2 #22

I think they are getting a headstart on the embalming process. nt Ilsa Dec 3 #41

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Nap time for Shitler Blue Owl Dec 2 #4

He's dozing off while they are kissing his a$$ with praise for his many accomplishments..what a 💩show Deuxcents Dec 2 #5

Oh, but he's a perfect physical specimen Diamond_Dog Dec 2 #6

I can't wait until Traildogbob Dec 2 #7

Do you think his acolytes might try to embalm him like Lenin? Moostache Dec 2 #10

😂 Traildogbob Dec 2 #11

I could still do it...... lastlib Dec 2 #37

"He's the only leader in the world that can help end it." Rob H. Dec 2 #9

Being president is really hard work. patphil Dec 2 #13

Well, we know the doctors will never put blood-sucking leeches on his ass..... lastlib Dec 2 #38

Oh yeah. patphil Dec 2 #39

Again!?? Fil1957 Dec 2 #14

The hand bruises are almost certainly from blood thinners Jersey Devil Dec 2 #15

Weekend at Bernie's Buddyzbuddy Dec 2 #16

So they are all sitting around sucking up to a Figarosmom Dec 2 #17

Is it Musk's AI that's named Grok? slightlv Dec 2 #31

Was this the meeting where Noem Diraven Dec 2 #18

"He's fighting wokeness." From markodochartaigh Dec 2 #19

Lol MustLoveBeagles Dec 2 #21

Very good. Always nice to start the day with a smile . . . Journeyman Dec 3 #43

Well he was up all night tweeting on his social media at 400 per hour. Bev54 Dec 2 #20

Youns can tell when he's sleepin' cause he ain't talkin. twodogsbarking Dec 2 #24

drumpf in decline Godot51 Dec 2 #25

If he sleeps, he'll miss all the flattery and ass-kissing. Turbineguy Dec 2 #26

He's the Commander-in-Sleep. generalbetrayus Dec 2 #27

I heard Pete Hegseth had to double-tap Trump on the shoulder to wake him up. riversedge Dec 2 #28

Awww, sweepypoo and his widdle fwowny face BeyondGeography Dec 2 #29

Staying awake all day is hard work. Emile Dec 2 #30

Trump is changing the position of president LilElf70 Dec 2 #33

Give the guy a break he was up making 160 tweets on Truth Social. doc03 Dec 2 #34

TickTock Joinfortmill Dec 2 #35

Even the usual shameless ass-kissing doesn't keep him awake any longer! ScoutHikerDad Dec 2 #40

One of these days he's going to just slump over and croak. llmart Dec 3 #45

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o dopey dotes on merry dopes while lil donny dozes struggle4progress Dec 3 #47