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Blumancru

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5. Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:21 AM

Nov 27

Last edited Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:25 PM - Edit history (1)

He invites Mohammed Bone Sawtan to the White House for Thanksgiving dinner, and offers him the honor of beheading the turkey in the magnificent new Roy Cohn Ballroom. Bone Sawtan has forgotten his glasses, and, mistaking the Chomo In Chief’s NULVA for the turkey’s neck, beheads him in one clean whack with a hatchet.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Nov 27 OP

White House turkey broke out SocialDemocrat61 Nov 27 #1

You win the thread malaise Nov 27 #14

#1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder surfered Nov 27 #2

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Nov 27 #3

"No?"... hlthe2b Nov 27 #4

Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition Blumancru Nov 27 #5

No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful SheltieLover Nov 27 #6

I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays Orrex Nov 27 #7

Jfc, you are probably right... SheltieLover Nov 27 #8

I understand what you are saying but if it happened now Blumancru Nov 27 #9

They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner, niyad Nov 27 #11

Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous! surfered Nov 27 #16

But how can he depose Charlie Kirk? GopherGal Nov 27 #24

kkkirk will never have existed! niyad Nov 27 #25

All I want for Christmas is... 2MuchNoise Nov 27 #12

BWAH! 👍😄😄😄 electric_blue68 Nov 27 #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened. niyad Nov 27 #10

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Nov 27 #20

No but malaise Nov 27 #13

Redacted by the FBI Wicked Blue Nov 27 #15

No cheering, and car honking yet.... electric_blue68 Nov 27 #18

Hopefully Soon surfered Nov 27 #19

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill Nov 27 #21

my wishbone wish is that he swallows one.. mountain grammy Nov 27 #22

I am thankful BWdem4life Nov 27 #23

Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt Buns_of_Fire Nov 27 #26