Hey Duff Puffy Duffy! [View all]

When you say “don’t wear your pajamas when you fly”? How do you describe what that childish man that flies on AF1? He wears $1000 suits!

What if those people yo criticize can’t afford a suit? Maybe those people are flying somewhere in an emergency and did have time to change clothes?

I have worn shorts when I have flown somewhere and my ugly legs were showing!

Yes, maybe people should be more disciplined about their attire? But what is any of your business with what people wear?

It just another way of talking people’s rights away!

Oh and let us not forget that Trump wore toilet paper shoes on AF1 and he also had an unfolded umbrella ride on AF1 with him!

So take your ideas and put in your Duff Puffy Duffy bag and sit on it!