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You know, Orangina is pretty transparent in his own crumby way and all this talk of getting into Heaven has got me thinking: has he been informed that he possesses a condition which has set a limit upon his life expectancy?

That’s a polite way of saying: was he told that he has a terminal condition such as congestive heart failure? This would be the way that he would deal with something like this… What’s in it for him? Since everything is transactional, then he gets to get eternal bliss in heaven.

Then again… Maybe not.

I recognize that this is a matter for some discussion, but people do react weirdly to these pronouncements. Gee, maybe he isn’t going to live to 200.