Joni Ernst: Chriiiiist, What An Asshole [View all]

Let them eat hog balls.

Here at Wonkette, we’ve been on the “Joni Ernst is an asshole” beat ever since the Iowa senator first slithered out of her state’s numerous cornfields with her hog castration knife clenched firmly between her no-nonsense Midwestern teeth.

We had kind of forgotten just how much of an asshole Ernst is until we went trawling through our archives, because at this point a lunatic senator who made her election calling card the fact that she’s cut the balls off of hogs, believes in Agenda 21, promised to have state law enforcement arrest any federal officials trying to implement Obamacare, and screams “Woke!” at everything like a parakeet with a head injury is simply par for the course. The crazy has fully taken over, and now the entire GOP resembles a horde of those infected flower people in “The Last of Us.”

And yet, our jaw still somehow dropped this weekend when Ernst almost literally told her constituents to fuck off and die at a town hall, then doubled down on the sentiment in a video that she filmed in a goddamn graveyard. How Iowans are not outside her house right now waving pitchforks and pelting her with pig testicles is beyond us.

To briefly recap: Last week, Ernst was holding a town hall with her constituents, something most Republicans in Congress have been avoiding for the last four months, lest they have to hear some very uncomfortable questions from voters. Questions like why are you limpdicked douche noodles sitting on your butts while a reportedly ketamine-addled billionaire rolls back the entire 20th century while lining his own pockets to build rockets that it feels like barely clear the launch tower before they explode?

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