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lark

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10. Died from a heart attack caused by weak old man repeatedly hitting a younger man for saying nice things about Biden.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed May 21, 2025, 07:06 AM

May 2025

Everybody laughs, thinking he's faking. After the actual news comes out, the nation is lit up with fireworks in celebration and everyone is out dancing in the streets and drinking champagne.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2025 OP

Mors Certa C_U_L8R May 2025 #1

Or a mattress Jerry2144 May 2025 #14

Mind so far gone he forgot to die... MiHale May 2025 #2

No, because nobody Gordcanuck May 2025 #13

Not yet LetMyPeopleVote May 2025 #3

No but there are 24 days to June 14 malaise May 2025 #4

Hahaha Joinfortmill May 2025 #9

Anxiously waiting for that parade surfered May 2025 #16

dip shit on meds they didn't have. but we can hope. pansypoo53219 May 2025 #26

Yes we can malaise May 2025 #27

my grandpa was hale + hearty, tho on bp drugs. but gran had passed months earlier + leaving out vottage up north always pansypoo53219 May 2025 #28

Run over by a golf cart driven by a former "model" from Slovenia. twodogsbarking May 2025 #5

Rofl Joinfortmill May 2025 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2025 #6

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill May 2025 #7

Died from a heart attack caused by weak old man repeatedly hitting a younger man for saying nice things about Biden. lark May 2025 #10

Physically overcome with glee watching Rubio and Noem testify at the hearings. surfered May 2025 #11

Not yet, but we are a day closer SheltieLover May 2025 #12

Died from when his head exploded when Rubio Jerry2144 May 2025 #15

Stage 10 Sneederbunk May 2025 #17

Meanwhile... hlthe2b May 2025 #18

Too cute SheltieLover May 2025 #25

Nope, we thought he was, BUT bluestarone May 2025 #19

Run over by a rogue tank during his grand parade Wicked Blue May 2025 #20

Tried to open the Schrodinger's box from the wrong end? Hugin May 2025 #21

Damn, not yet, still waiting. republianmushroom May 2025 #22

Popped a big beautiful pill Blue Owl May 2025 #23

White genocided in the Oval Office. Emile May 2025 #24

Most of the time he's heartless and brainless struggle4progress May 2025 #29