General Discussion

are craven whores with surgically implanted knee pads, and grotesquely enhanced lips, the better to plant sloppy smooches on the pimply, cellulite-raddled butt cheeks of He-Whose-Name-Cannot-Be-Pronounced-Without-Gagging.
Fascist billionaires own them, lock, stock, and barrel*, and Bezos has already demonstrated that honesty and integrity have no place in contemporary "journalism", if we dare still call it that. If it bleeds, it leads. And if it isn't bleeding, stab it a few times. Lies circle the globe while truth is still tying its shoes. And other dark platitudes appropriate for such occasions.
Our Pollyannic naïveté and starry-eyed belief that they will play by the same rules to which we staunchly adhere has meant that we have been left in the dust while devious minds conspired against all that is still good in this country. We got some catchin' up to do.