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jls4561

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6. Sorry to tell you, Jesse, but your wife only SAYS she's out grocery shopping.

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Fri Jan 24, 2025, 04:23 PM

Jan 24

In reality, she’s out attending an ANTIFA meeting.

When the revolution comes, you won’t be around to televise it.

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Watters: "What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?" Mine. Always has [View all] question everything Jan 24 OP

Mine, too. GPV Jan 24 #1

When I think Alpha Male, Jesse Watters & Tucker come to mind. Both still sopranos at Boys Town. TheBlackAdder Jan 24 #85

Jesse uses that alone time um "for himself" GusBob Jan 24 #2

In retirement that's our Day activity LakeArenal Jan 24 #3

That was our date day out, while the kids were young and at school, if he had a day off. Bluethroughu Jan 24 #5

Absolutely. Diamond_Dog Jan 24 #10

One who didn't think she could do any better. COL Mustard Jan 24 #52

My husband loves grocery shopping, I have to tear him away from the junk hanging from the shelves. Bluethroughu Jan 24 #4

My wife is like that - my daughter says she has ADOS (attention deficit... ooooh shiny!) Probatim Jan 24 #56

He recently bought 2 sets of mini tongs...we don't do fancy here.. Bluethroughu Jan 24 #90

LOL question everything Jan 25 #91

Sorry to tell you, Jesse, but your wife only SAYS she's out grocery shopping. jls4561 Jan 24 #6

He's a dork. Quiet Em Jan 24 #7

Does Jesse's wife do the grocery shopping or their maid? Why does this cretin even have a LoisB Jan 24 #8

'Jesse Watters $95 Million Net Worth and Salary Contract' I am sure Watters maid does the shopping......... riversedge Jan 24 #23

That is obscene. LoisB Jan 24 #33

Always for the past 46 years Blue Full Moon Jan 24 #9

I'm betting this assclown never stepped foot in a grocery store in his life. GoCubsGo Jan 24 #11

Bizarre JBTaurus83 Jan 24 #12

Watters has such a fragile grasp on his own masculinity that FSogol Jan 24 #67

Lots of older couples shop together. Help each other with memory, pick stuff up, loading and unloading. eppur_se_muova Jan 24 #13

Your last Rebl2 Jan 24 #29

I have friends who go food shopping together MacKasey Jan 24 #14

I do the grocery shopping at Chez Aristus. Aristus Jan 24 #15

We do delivery BannonsLiver Jan 24 #16

My husband and I did everything maptap22 Jan 24 #17

My condolences. Part of the cherished memories I hope question everything Jan 24 #28

40+ years of marriage & my wife and I always do the chore of grocery shopping together. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jan 24 #18

I go because Mrs. Bird has trouble lonely bird Jan 24 #69

Thanks for sharing your story. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jan 24 #79

We frequently do Retrograde Jan 24 #19

Watters, the @foxnews dirtbag--one of Many!! riversedge Jan 24 #20

Me. Although we each have our own carts. I drop her off at the door. surfered Jan 24 #21

It's fun! Lulu KC Jan 24 #22

Eat a bowl of fuck, Watters. (nt) Paladin Jan 24 #24

Have a second helping while your at it. Conjuay Jan 24 #88

My husband Rebl2 Jan 24 #25

Mine drmeow Jan 24 #26

And reaching the top shelves. question everything Jan 24 #31

LOL drmeow Jan 24 #45

That's one of the things I do lonely bird Jan 24 #89

I go with my wife. CanonRay Jan 24 #27

it isn't Skittles Jan 24 #38

Deeply flawed individual, this guy is kerouac2 Jan 24 #30

My husband loves to shop with me. pandr32 Jan 24 #32

That says a lot about Jesse Watters, and how he views women. patphil Jan 24 #34

after all that, I ask onethatcares Jan 24 #35

This clown is a rancid shit sandwich. spanone Jan 24 #36

These people are a different breed of human shit bluestarone Jan 24 #37

There must be something emasculating about buying groceries. milestogo Jan 24 #39

Typical MAGAt--complete asshole. Kingofalldems Jan 24 #40

Watters is a professional bully. Magats eat up his shit act. GoodRaisin Jan 24 #41

I do the majority of our grocery shopping... GiqueCee Jan 24 #42

Since I'm the primary cook in my home, La Coliniere Jan 24 #43

A good one. Not something Watters can relate to tulipsandroses Jan 24 #44

uh....well....it's complicated NJCher Jan 24 #78

Oh, but "family values" question everything Jan 24 #80

I'm a mellow type of guy. But I am amazed these FOX personalities make it through a day Midnight Writer Jan 24 #46

My god. Astraea Jan 24 #47

I'm 75, often go shopping together and pretty sure I can kick the shit out of u NoMoreRepugs Jan 24 #48

My husband does all the grocery shopping Chalco Jan 24 #49

"...but now I love sitting their with my glass of wine and watching him cook." 3catwoman3 Jan 24 #81

Concerning groceries MissouriDem47 Jan 24 #50

They're private citizens now so fuck off Jesse COL Mustard Jan 24 #51

I Don't ProfessorGAC Jan 24 #53

My husband goes alone most of the time! birdographer Jan 24 #54

Waters would really have a fit if I told him that Akacia Jan 24 #55

Mine does Jilly_in_VA Jan 24 #57

Stuck in 1950s. Joinfortmill Jan 24 #58

Right-wingers are such pieces of shit, I'm amazed anyone marries them. alarimer Jan 24 #59

If husbands don't grocery shop newdeal2 Jan 24 #60

Uh mine does and he's a real man not a wimp like jesse watters Clouds Passing Jan 24 #61

We like to shop together Bettie Jan 24 #62

Idiot says what? ......... /nt IcyPeas Jan 24 #63

Right-wingers are so weird. Politicizing grocery shopping, what next? Emile Jan 24 #64

Right now my husband is out grocery shopping! So take that Jesse! lucca18 Jan 24 #65

What kind of husband pleasures his wife! Eeeek!!!!! chowder66 Jan 24 #66

Hey jesse, you Neanderthal. Real men do things Buddyzbuddy Jan 24 #68

My dad did, back in the 1950s they love to fantasize about. My husband does. What is their issue? Hekate Jan 24 #70

That was date night when we were first married JT45242 Jan 24 #71

I never did hear what his true role was in moniss Jan 24 #72

My kind, apparently. DFW Jan 24 #73

What a pinhead. ShazzieB Jan 24 #74

They really are weird Lucky Luciano Jan 24 #75

Navy vet here, 6 foot 2, 250 pounds. Permanut Jan 24 #76

I have observed a shit ton of what look like fox-watching, trump-supporting couples Kali Jan 24 #77

I would pay ALL the money for one more grocery trip. KentuckyWoman Jan 24 #82

So much fond memories question everything Jan 25 #93

Mrs. Watters goes 'grocery shopping' with ME. Jack Valentino Jan 24 #83

The new kind Renew Deal Jan 24 #84

I do all the grocery shopping DavidDvorkin Jan 24 #86

Urgh! I really want to do one of those "Real men do this or that" posts. I hate those, but this one is asking for it. Iggo Jan 24 #87

I do at least 90% of the grocery shopping in our house. MineralMan Jan 25 #92

And these are the marriages that last. As opposed to our "leaders." question everything Jan 25 #94

He could appear on camera stark nekkid and he wouldn't look convincingly masculine. allegorical oracle Jan 25 #95