I sure hope tsf gives one of his trademark 90 min-long, rambling, free-association whinefests on Monday. [View all]

Anyone who shows up for that travesty can freeze their gonads off. Serves them right.

Maybe they'll just stand there and listen to the music for a while. That worked at one of his rallies.

Of course, it would be fun to see people nearly trampling each other on live TV to get out of there. tsf will claim the "biggest crowd ever!" in any case.

Let's hope an early copy of the transcript leaks out before his minions get a chance to clean it up and remove such notations as {at this point, the President-Elect began to fellate the microphone}.

Only comedians and cartoonists can look forward to any of the next two years or so. (Maybe four, assuming he doesn't stroke out before then, a possibility I treat with skeptism.)