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MAN SURVIVES AFTER PANE OF GLASS FALLS ON HIM 3 jakeXT Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1416

Dumb Criminals: Robbers post pictures of their ill gotten wads of cash on Facebook. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1484

Man falsely claims to be illegal immigrant to try to get sent back to Iran from Manchester 0 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1251

Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 5 1664

Really Dumb Criminals: Would Be Bank Robber Attempts To Deposit Cash Into Own Account 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1584

U.K.: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex 5 LiberalElite Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1717

Drunken Woman Arrested For Public Sex: 'I Was In The Mood' 4 left-of-center2012 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1829

Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate 4 n2doc Sep 2015 Sep 2015 3 1600

(You know what state) man accidently texts police officer looking for drugs. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1328

Splendor outside the supermarket: couple caught for public sex 3 shenmue Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1675

Argument over Doritos leads to man getting arrested. (I think you know where) 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1562

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested For Masturbating At A Burger King 1 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1503

New largest penis? 19 inches compared to the 13 inch one of the man 6 Maraya1969 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 5825

NYC sought to fire man for missing work -- but he'd died 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 1 1494

‘Fire selfies’ after a jealous rage lead to Maryland man’s arrest 2 FSogol Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1621

Man with almost-perfect poop donates it to help patients with C-diff infection 4 Dr. Strange Aug 2015 Sep 2015 2 1605

Man has 6.5 inch penis tattoo removed from thigh in a bid to win back wife (No, not from that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 3 1514

Idaho replaces sign at mile marker 420, because stoners 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1842

Teacher Was Late To School 111 Times Because Of Breakfast 6 left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1826

Idiot busted after his dog tested positive for meth. 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1404

5 painful times male genitalia made the news 5 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1952

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska 3 PoliticAverse Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1611

Dumb Criminals: Minnesota Shoplifter Took $300 In Goods From Mall, Arrived In, and Left In Limo 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1648

Dumb Criminals: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag 7 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1671

Dumb criminals: Jailed Jerry Springer fan faces assault charges. You know which state. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1487

From the Vault of the Museum of Sex - Macura's Pulsocon (NSFW) 0 LiberalElite Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1387

Dumb Criminals: Woman Tried To Sneak Weed Into Jail In Bible 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1664

This man has been trying to live life as a goat 1 Recursion Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1392

NY Executive sues boss who 'kept her as sex slave' for 7 years 0 rocktivity Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1687

News anchor walks off set rather than do another Kardashian story 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1645

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Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal" 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1689

New England Braces For a Wet and Penetrating Storm 0 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1154

Teen gets senior pictures taken at Taco Bell 0 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1431

Drunk student wakes up to find he emailed professor to tell him he loves him, 'sorry that u r bald', 0 bananas Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1716

Taiwan: everybody loves damaged mailboxes 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1347

Dumb Criminals: Dude who hates the President busted for vibrator theft 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1535

Ice cream and a kiwi that has laser beam eyes: New Zealand looks for a new flag 0 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1532

Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years 3 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1602

Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter president arrested for... well, just guess. 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1609

Possible meth lab found in Iowa Taco Bell. 5 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1520

Florida (of course) unlicensed suregon destroys man's penis. 3 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1826

Man misses girl so much he pleasures himself on the beach. I think you can guess where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1520

Dumb Criminals: Guy Attempts To Break Into Santa Ana Zoo Claiming He's Tarzan 0 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1313

I'll have the Walter White Special, Please" 3 n2doc Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1512

Juneau police say alcohol played a part in Capitol flag theft 0 Panich52 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1157

Poland: badger found drunk on beach 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1399

Really Dumb Criminals: Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Real Police Officer 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1811

Man tried to steal unmarked cop car. You know where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1304

Airline thought Scottish girl was too white to fly 3 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1768

Using an app to ID mushrooms is a bad idea. 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1519

US fugitive Jason Stange caught after starring in horror film 0 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1387

England: owl receives library card 1 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1525

There’s no problem if Party Bear is roaming the Massachusetts woods.. 3 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1646

Man arrested for exposing himself in Oregon Walmart 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1295

Swarm of mayflies force Iowa bridge closed 4 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1528

"Sometimes glass is just glass and it just breaks" 3 PoliticAverse Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1985

Colorado: sheriff's deputy questions baby owl 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1689

Dumb Florida Criminals: Woman tweets looking for weed, deputies respond 3 UrbScotty Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1753

Suspect Collared For Ramen Noodle Robbery 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1317

Man called 911 to get help fixing A/C 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1439

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(Guess) Man: "I make my meth work for me." 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1827

Dumb Criminals: Buffalo, NY Man Attempts To Steal Hearse During Father's Funeral 2 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1704

Florida mom abandons 3 kids in Waffle House to go drinking at nearby bar 1 FSogol Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1568

ROBOT HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 MADem Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 2589

Bear eats dog food in backyard, falls asleep 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1501

Dumb Criminals: Lebowski Fest Founder Caught Smoking Weed In Bowling Alley 5 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1796

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1126

Dumb Criminals: Tennessee Woman Prints Own Money, Then Claims Obama Made It Legal 3 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1795

Squirrel goes on rampage in Worcestershire pub 3 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1556

Sex toys on power lines in Portland. 2 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1441

Myrtle Beach restaurant patron jailed after planning for ‘Jesus’ to pay tab 2 n2doc Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1362

Really Dumb Criminals: Utah Teens Live Streamed Break In Of Ice Cream Truck 1 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1375

Madagascar: lemur found with giant testicles 8 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 6759

Naked man on car roof causes rush hour delays on I-95 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1517

Man sells car after unsuccessful search for snake in vehicle 0 yuiyoshida Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1270

Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Agent (#11) 2 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1571

Not from The Onion -- A Gun-shaped iPhone case 4 rocktivity Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 2461

Florida (of course) woman arrested for battering girlfriend with a dildo 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1629

Florida (of course) Man Stole Operating Room Surgical Table 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1433

US Marshal Service employee photographed doing it on top of Pennsylvania Federal courthouse 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1401

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