Yet I'm a church organist/choirmaster. I love playing the organ. I love when my choir gives me goosebumps, Yet I don't believe a word of what is said. I look forward to playing the music with a trumpeter on Easter. The music is what I live for. But I don't believe in the resurrection or any of that.

Peeps, little fluffs of nothing but sugar, gelatin, food coloring and air. All the things you want but aren't good for you are more realistic when it comes to religion.

or something like that!

I'm egg'static! 🥚

He always rips you off

I'd throw that in a salad!

When Jeebus - and more importantly to the churchs' (pronounced "crutches", because I say so) - donations RISE AGAIN! n/t

or pray to this god thingy. The results will be the same.

I ate my annual cheeseburger on Friday, not worried about going to hell for it.