Atheists & Agnostics

NeoGreen

(4,037 posts) Fri Sep 4, 2015, 01:16 PM Sep 2015

Buggering Mercury bum tickler...

...I found a new toy (on the web, you sickos) and had to share...

The Multi-Faith Blasphemy Generator

http://www.crispian-jago.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-multi-faith-blasphemy-generator.html

Badly shaved Mercury turd polisher
Fetid Jesus fart knocker
Half-baked Shiva on a moped
Prick licking Thor's bellend
arse sniffing Allah wazzock

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Buggering Mercury bum tickler... (Original Post) NeoGreen Sep 2015 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author jonno99 Sep 2015 #1

You do realise this is the Atheist and Agnostic safe haven Lordquinton Sep 2015 #2

Oops - my appologies... jonno99 Sep 2015 #7

It happens Lordquinton Sep 2015 #9

Actually - I'm not against a good giggle (I think I was just feeling the post-lunch grumpies...) jonno99 Sep 2015 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Sep 2015 #4

a. jonno99 Sep 2015 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Sep 2015 #11

Uhhh...I will take "a" for 1 quintrillon, Alex... NeoGreen Sep 2015 #5

Excellent! jonno99 Sep 2015 #8

On my third click... deucemagnet Sep 2015 #3

Well...Finally... NeoGreen Sep 2015 #12

It's so..... AlbertCat Sep 2015 #13

Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

jonno99 This message was self-deleted by its author.

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

2. You do realise this is the Atheist and Agnostic safe haven

Reply to jonno99 (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 02:22 PM

Sep 2015

Might want to reconsider your words.

jonno99

(2,620 posts)

7. Oops - my appologies...

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 02:56 PM

Sep 2015

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

9. It happens

Reply to jonno99 (Reply #7)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 03:01 PM

Sep 2015

And unlike some groups we don't just drop the hammer. I'd say feel free to stick around, but this is literally the place you go to "spend an inordinate amount of otherwise productive time giggling about those silly religious folks" so it might not be the best fit.

jonno99

(2,620 posts)

10. Actually - I'm not against a good giggle (I think I was just feeling the post-lunch grumpies...)

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 03:11 PM

Sep 2015

Thanks for not jerking out the welcome mat.

Have a good one...

Response to jonno99 (Reply #1)

Pacifist Patriot This message was self-deleted by its author.

jonno99

(2,620 posts)

6. a.

Reply to Pacifist Patriot (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 02:55 PM

Sep 2015

Response to jonno99 (Reply #6)

Pacifist Patriot This message was self-deleted by its author.

NeoGreen

(4,037 posts)

5. Uhhh...I will take "a" for 1 quintrillon, Alex...

Reply to jonno99 (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 02:50 PM

Sep 2015

...with a dash of righteous indignation.

jonno99

(2,620 posts)

8. Excellent!

Reply to NeoGreen (Reply #5)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 02:58 PM

Sep 2015

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)

3. On my third click...

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 02:26 PM

Sep 2015

...Divine Buddha on a sunshine bus.

Actually, that sounds more crunchy-granola groovy than blasphemous, dunnit?

NeoGreen

(4,037 posts)

12. Well...Finally...

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 03:52 PM

Sep 2015

...and don't ask how many clicks it took...

Fetid Flying Spaghetti Monster arse kisser

VALIDATION!

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

13. It's so.....

Reply to NeoGreen (Reply #12)

Sat Sep 5, 2015, 07:57 PM

Sep 2015

.... fair!

after 5 clicks (#3 being "Crazy Brahma's wrinkled ballsack&quot I got

"Pink oboe playing Flying Spaghetti Monster almighty"

That's not blasphemy... he does play a pink oboe!

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