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onecaliberal

(36,594 posts) Sat Jul 13, 2019, 08:08 PM Jul 2019

Republican Jesus Commandments

1. Money is your God
2. Thou shall idolize money
3. Thou shall not misuse the name of money
4. Thou shall always keep money holy.
5. Thou shall honor money only
6. Thou shall not kill white people
7. Thou shall always be unfaithful
8. Thou shall steal whatever you want from those you hate
9. Thou shall be a pathological liar
10. Thou shall hate the black and brown skin people unless they’re under 14. or a fetus.

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Republican Jesus Commandments (Original Post) onecaliberal Jul 2019 OP

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Pedos enid602 Jul 2019 #2

10-4. onecaliberal Jul 2019 #3

Change 10 to: unless they're fetuses RainCaster Jul 2019 #4

Recommended. eom guillaumeb Jul 2019 #5

The 1) evangelical advocacy of extreme Greed clearly has problems. Bretton Garcia Jul 2019 #6

catbyte

(39,318 posts)

1. ...

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Sat Jul 13, 2019, 08:12 PM

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enid602

(9,759 posts)

2. Pedos

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Sat Jul 13, 2019, 08:13 PM

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Add to 10 . . . unless they’re under 14.

onecaliberal

(36,594 posts)

3. 10-4.

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Sat Jul 13, 2019, 08:15 PM

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RainCaster

(13,894 posts)

4. Change 10 to: unless they're fetuses

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Sat Jul 13, 2019, 08:35 PM

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guillaumeb

(42,649 posts)

5. Recommended. eom

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Sat Jul 13, 2019, 09:36 PM

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Bretton Garcia

(970 posts)

6. The 1) evangelical advocacy of extreme Greed clearly has problems.

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Mon Jul 15, 2019, 01:13 AM

Jul 2019

But? 2) The allegedly far superior "spiritual" Christianity also has problems. As even Guil might be beginning to see: the Christianity that gives poor people just kind words and sentiments or pretty "spirits," but not bare material necessities, like food, leaves poor people starving to death.

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