Why don't you pray for the money, or pray for the invisible man to repair the damages ???

You certainly are not very self sufficient.

Why did the invisible man allow his ark to be damaged ???

I am so sick of these dangerous fucking fraudsters.

on one boat?

Metaphorical animals on a metaphorical boat, to escape from a metaphorical flood.

Jesus said that, metaphorically.

Let’s accept that it was a divine miracle that two of each animal (like kangaroos and penguins) somehow got to the Mideast, and then didn’t harass each other during the trip.
Once the pairs of animals walked off the ark after the flood.....
.......What did the carnivores eat?

which means, who knows?

Bless his Noodeliness

As to believabiity, on par with such stories as men climbing up towers via a woman's long hair.

The best one, though, is about the Emperor and his new outfit.

He needs to send out a desperate plea, that if "love offerings" to cover the damage aren't collected immediately, God is going to strike him dead. Oh, and God also wants you to throw in a little extra "love" so he can have have a private jet. Visa and MasterCard accepted. Act now...or else!

except, of course, that it's true.