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3825-87867

(1,805 posts) Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:06 PM Nov 25

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It is to laugh - Trump dies in Israel

Last edited Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:01 PM - Edit history (1)

It's early 2027, a group of Democrats, having won Congress in 2026, accompany Trump on a visit to Israel where he suffers a heart atteck and dies.

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $1,000,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."

The American Diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.

They return and tell him they want Trump shipped home.

The puzzled undertaker asks,"why would you spend $1,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be burried here and you would spend only $100?"

The American Diplomats reply, " Long ago a man dies here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."

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It is to laugh - Trump dies in Israel (Original Post) 3825-87867 Nov 25 OP

I got to the last paragraph and LOL'ed. sheshe2 Nov 25 #1

Israel Cirsium Nov 25 #2

Thanx 3825-87867 Nov 25 #7

Better solution bury the coffin in concrete. gordianot Nov 25 #3

With the head severed and the mouth stuffed with garlic. TomSlick Nov 25 #4

Excellent. yorkster Nov 25 #5

It would also be a long way for many of us to go to pee on the grave Whyisthisstillclose Nov 25 #6

I'd get a passport for that! lastlib Nov 25 #9

Gawd I hope it doesn't take that long! WestMichRad Nov 25 #8

Cremation, sea burial, sky burial, or otherwise destroyed completely IronLionZion Nov 25 #10

... ancianita Nov 25 #11

Great post! chouchou Nov 25 #12

If they buried him in Israel, they would have to bring back proof that he's really dead FakeNoose Nov 25 #13

Can't wait THAT long! czarjak Nov 25 #14

When he first got sick, Bibi put Trump in a Gaza hospital. Norrrm Nov 25 #15

LMAO! Thank you! -eom vanessa_ca Nov 25 #16

This message was self-deleted by its author Ponietz Nov 25 #17

Holy Moley! boonecreek Nov 25 #18

Laughing atheist here. NNadir Nov 26 #19

That's funny. Old Crank Nov 26 #20

Funny! generalbetrayus Nov 26 #21

sheshe2

(95,846 posts)

1. I got to the last paragraph and LOL'ed.

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:11 PM

Nov 25

Cirsium

(3,361 posts)

2. Israel

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:30 PM

Nov 25

Pet peeve, sorry.

3825-87867

(1,805 posts)

7. Thanx

Reply to Cirsium (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:01 PM

Nov 25

!

gordianot

(15,739 posts)

3. Better solution bury the coffin in concrete.

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:42 PM

Nov 25

I would take that chance.

TomSlick

(12,879 posts)

4. With the head severed and the mouth stuffed with garlic.

Reply to gordianot (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:47 PM

Nov 25

A wooden stake through the heart would also be a good idea.

yorkster

(3,673 posts)

5. Excellent.

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 08:57 PM

Nov 25

Still laughing..

Whyisthisstillclose

(376 posts)

6. It would also be a long way for many of us to go to pee on the grave

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:01 PM

Nov 25

lastlib

(27,539 posts)

9. I'd get a passport for that!

Reply to Whyisthisstillclose (Reply #6)

Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:20 PM

Nov 25

I probably couldn't get the first flight there (it'd book full before my internet connection was up...) but I'd sure shoot for the second.....

WestMichRad

(2,926 posts)

8. Gawd I hope it doesn't take that long!

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:19 PM

Nov 25

IronLionZion

(50,817 posts)

10. Cremation, sea burial, sky burial, or otherwise destroyed completely

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:30 PM

Nov 25

can't risk zombies

ancianita

(42,848 posts)

11. ...

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:31 PM

Nov 25

chouchou

(2,798 posts)

12. Great post!

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:31 PM

Nov 25

Thanks much.

FakeNoose

(40,160 posts)

13. If they buried him in Israel, they would have to bring back proof that he's really dead

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 09:49 PM

Nov 25

Otherwise we Americans would never believe he's dead. What could they bring back for proof?

Maybe ...

czarjak

(13,437 posts)

14. Can't wait THAT long!

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:10 PM

Nov 25

Norrrm

(3,987 posts)

15. When he first got sick, Bibi put Trump in a Gaza hospital.

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:23 PM

Nov 25

vanessa_ca

(614 posts)

16. LMAO! Thank you! -eom

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:36 PM

Nov 25

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Ponietz This message was self-deleted by its author.

boonecreek

(1,390 posts)

18. Holy Moley!

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 10:55 PM

Nov 25

I almost had an accident reading that. And not the automotive kind.

NNadir

(37,296 posts)

19. Laughing atheist here.

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Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:09 AM

Nov 26

Old Crank

(6,664 posts)

20. That's funny.

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Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:29 AM

Nov 26

generalbetrayus

(1,498 posts)

21. Funny!

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Wed Nov 26, 2025, 07:18 PM

Nov 26

In real life, when he dies, I hope they load him on a Navy ship and give him the Osama bin Laden special burial at sea, preferably in shark-infested waters.

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