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It's early 2027, a group of Democrats, having won Congress in 2026, accompany Trump on a visit to Israel where he suffers a heart atteck and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $1,000,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."
The American Diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return and tell him they want Trump shipped home.
The puzzled undertaker asks,"why would you spend $1,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be burried here and you would spend only $100?"
The American Diplomats reply, " Long ago a man dies here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
sheshe2
(97,431 posts)Cirsium
(3,910 posts)Pet peeve, sorry.
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gordianot
(15,769 posts)I would take that chance.
TomSlick
(12,992 posts)A wooden stake through the heart would also be a good idea.
yorkster
(3,811 posts)Still laughing..
Whyisthisstillclose
(645 posts)lastlib
(28,188 posts)I probably couldn't get the first flight there (it'd book full before my internet connection was up...) but I'd sure shoot for the second.....
WestMichRad
(3,229 posts)IronLionZion
(51,203 posts)can't risk zombies
ancianita
(43,302 posts)chouchou
(3,125 posts)Thanks much.
FakeNoose
(41,485 posts)Otherwise we Americans would never believe he's dead. What could they bring back for proof?
Maybe ...

czarjak
(13,628 posts)Norrrm
(4,943 posts)vanessa_ca
(927 posts)Response to 3825-87867 (Original post)
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boonecreek
(1,506 posts)I almost had an accident reading that. And not the automotive kind.
NNadir
(37,955 posts)Old Crank
(7,006 posts)generalbetrayus
(1,824 posts)In real life, when he dies, I hope they load him on a Navy ship and give him the Osama bin Laden special burial at sea, preferably in shark-infested waters.