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MiHale

(13,163 posts) Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:08 PM Aug 2024

Time for a really, really stupid joke...

How do you scare a one of a kind rabbit?
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unique up on it.

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Time for a really, really stupid joke... (Original Post) MiHale Aug 2024 OP

Is that you, Mr. Fudd? sinkingfeeling Aug 2024 #1

🤣 MiHale Aug 2024 #2

Good one. Here's another. Why is six afraid of seven? MLAA Aug 2024 #3

Dad joke. Bet Tim Walz knows it! Dennis Donovan Aug 2024 #4

One more. Why did the frog cross the road? brush Aug 2024 #5

Guess what I heard? BOSSHOG Aug 2024 #6

OK Boomer. multigraincracker Aug 2024 #7

Well, you did warn us in the title. IjustDontlikeRepugs Aug 2024 #8

I don't get it. twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #9

OK....here is another sdfernando Aug 2024 #10

What's Big, Red and Eats Rocks ? RustyWheels Aug 2024 #11

How do you catch a tame one? Stardust Mirror Aug 2024 #12

I was going to post this Marthe48 Aug 2024 #15

Please, nobody here apply for the Cold Bear gagwriting team. Wonder Why Aug 2024 #13

This one of a kind Rabbit isn't scared! KS Toronado Aug 2024 #14

Here's one videohead5 Aug 2024 #16

sinkingfeeling

(58,033 posts)

1. Is that you, Mr. Fudd?

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:10 PM

Aug 2024

MiHale

(13,163 posts)

2. 🤣

Reply to sinkingfeeling (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:12 PM

Aug 2024

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

3. Good one. Here's another. Why is six afraid of seven?

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:13 PM

Aug 2024

Seven eight nine

Dennis Donovan

(31,059 posts)

4. Dad joke. Bet Tim Walz knows it!

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:14 PM

Aug 2024

brush

(61,033 posts)

5. One more. Why did the frog cross the road?

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:16 PM

Aug 2024

He was stapled to the chicken's leg.

BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)

6. Guess what I heard?

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:22 PM

Aug 2024

Sheep.

multigraincracker

(38,034 posts)

7. OK Boomer.

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:35 PM

Aug 2024

IjustDontlikeRepugs

(742 posts)

8. Well, you did warn us in the title.

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:40 PM

Aug 2024

twodogsbarking

(19,326 posts)

9. I don't get it.

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 01:43 PM

Aug 2024

sdfernando

(6,108 posts)

10. OK....here is another

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 02:15 PM

Aug 2024

Two Nuns walk into a bar.
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The third one ducked.

RustyWheels

(206 posts)

11. What's Big, Red and Eats Rocks ?

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 02:33 PM

Aug 2024

A Big Red Rock Eater. Of course !!

Stardust Mirror

(685 posts)

12. How do you catch a tame one?

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 02:45 PM

Aug 2024

The tame way

Marthe48

(23,436 posts)

15. I was going to post this

Reply to Stardust Mirror (Reply #12)

Mon Aug 19, 2024, 07:22 PM

Aug 2024

if no one else did

Wonder Why

(7,232 posts)

13. Please, nobody here apply for the Cold Bear gagwriting team.

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 03:17 PM

Aug 2024

Yes, I guess that includes me, now.

KS Toronado

(23,862 posts)

14. This one of a kind Rabbit isn't scared!

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Aug 18, 2024, 04:36 PM

Aug 2024

videohead5

(2,996 posts)

16. Here's one

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Tue Aug 20, 2024, 01:50 AM

Aug 2024

What do you call a mentally disturbed horse with a broken leg?

Crazy glue.

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