A little ditty for dog owners.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

A dog needs a chew toy.

Your leather shoes will do!

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Owners of labrador puppies will know the story well.

Pitbulls prefer TV remotes.

Rottweilers prefer chewing on newly planted and expensive fruit trees.
Tree he says, no, I don't know what happened to your tree.

Feel free to add to the list.