Dunc is such a player.

Son and girlfriend has friends over so Mr Golden retriever is why hello ladies he is working the living room for belly rubs.

Shithead left me upstairs as they arrived he heard them talking as we were snuggling on bed watching football gotta go father.

Although he did come back upstairs to mooch when I went to get some chicken.
I shut the door just to mess with him and he moaned and pawed dad I’m at the bedroom door were separated golden retriever drama.

I let him in he scored chicken and now he’s back downstairs presenting his tummy for rubs.