OPE

The last one I listed seems more difficult to find and may soon be gone, but the other two won't.

The only other thing is stevia or monk fruit.

I'm a low-sugar, low-salt vegan, so my diet is a pain in the ass (not to me but to other people, LOL!)

Does this mean I would live in an alternate universe in which no other condiments exist, like in the movie Yesterday? No Beatles, no Coca-Cola, no cigarettes? I think I would like that universe, except I would REALLY miss the Beatles!

I would like to add that this issue was posted in two forums: The DU Lounge, and Cooking & Baking. This practice of posting an issue in multiple forums is one of my pet peeves. There is so much stuff here on Democratic Underground that it's REALLY hard to keep up with it all even if it's posted in only ONE forum. It gets confusing as hell when it's posted in two or three or four, or more, forums. Administrators, I wish y'all would ban this practice. Pick ONE forum and post your issue there ONLY.

There, I finally got that off my chest.

-- Ron

... and, I don't know, I guess Fiction, although I might change my mind about that one after giving it some more thought.

-- Ron

Just three would empty out the shelves on my refrigerator door.

Duke's mayonnaise
Worcestershire sauce
Balsamic vinegar

drip paper holder is MISSING, so I'm angry (with SOMEone!)

Garlic powder, onion salt, CELERY!

onions are a side (main) dish, not a condiment!

House of Tsang Szechuan sauce, TJ's Green Dragon (jalapeño sauce), and Gourmet Warehouse cherry jalapeño BBQ sauce--which Publix apparently stopped carrying! 😕

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San-Js Szechuan Sauce...I think it has more flavor....

Ingredients

Tamari Soy Sauce (Water, Soybeans, Salt, Alcohol), Sake (Water, Rice, Salt), Water, Apple Cider Vinegar, Organic Honey, Spices, Organic Sugar, Rice Vinegar, Garlic Puree(Garlic, Water, Citric Acid), Ginger Puree(Ginger, Water, Citric Acid), Sesame, Canola Oil, Plum Juice Concentrate, Arrowroot, Xanthan Gum, Garlic Powder.

https://san-j.com/product/szechuan-sauce/

Surely onion is not. Right???

Otherwise that means no sliced tomatoes or pickles on the side.

Habanero green sauce.
Spicy brown mustard.
Horseradish.

but, mustard

balsamic vinegar (that may not be a condiment as it is also an ingredient) if it isn't a condiment, then, I choose pesto.

Mayonnaise

2 honorable mentions are Garlic Expressions (a mix of Apple Cider Vinegar, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Cane Sugar, Fresh Garlic Cloves, Salt, Spices) and Harissa paste in a tube.