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CousinIT

(12,747 posts)
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 09:54 AM Oct 2023

Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As (Many) Men

(NOTE: I added "Many" to the title, because all men are not sexist.)

https://dashmacintyre.medium.com/laws-women-would-write-if-they-were-as-sexist-as-men-f28c19d7563b

The Bible is very clear that men must not be allowed to waste their seed, so therefore masturbation should be highly criminalized with a minimum punishments of ten years.

Men must start paying child support as soon as conception occurs, and the rate must be no less than 50% of their income in accordance with masculine responsibility as the head of the family, and in accordance with Christian family values.

Viagra and other erectile dysfunction pills are henceforth banned because they go against God’s grand, master plan. Maybe men should thank God for blessing them with tiny, flaccid penises, and honor God’s intentions for their erectile dysfunction.

Men must wear jockstraps and protective cups at all times to protect their sperm. Any infertile men will be investigated and prosecuted if gonadal negligence has been suspected. . . .
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Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As (Many) Men (Original Post) CousinIT Oct 2023 OP
That last one is gonna do some damage! CrispyQ Oct 2023 #1
Honor-killing of unfaithful husbands gets a more lenient prison sentence than regular husband murders. Native Oct 2023 #2
....And then there is this choice selection. Ford_Prefect Oct 2023 #3

Native

(7,389 posts)
2. Honor-killing of unfaithful husbands gets a more lenient prison sentence than regular husband murders.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:04 AM
Oct 2023

This was my favorite.

Ford_Prefect

(8,665 posts)
3. ....And then there is this choice selection.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 12:53 PM
Oct 2023
Unmarried men must have written permission from their mothers to leave the house unaccompanied, or they’ll be suspected of prostitution. Without written permission, they must be accompanied by a female relative, either a sister or cousin.

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