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Major Nikon

(36,927 posts) Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:09 PM Nov 2012

Porn logic

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Porn logic (Original Post) Major Nikon Nov 2012 OP

I lol`d opiate69 Nov 2012 #1

Right. And oddly enough, when people watch porn, they see people who want to have sex. Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #2

Also oddly enough there are those who think people who watch porn can't differentiate reality Major Nikon Nov 2012 #3

As a young man, i had a gig delivering pizzas for a while. Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #4

Meine dispatcher says deres a problem wit eine cable? opiate69 Nov 2012 #5

Well... I got better 4th law of robotics Nov 2012 #7

Elves and orcs.... that secretly want to have sex. 4th law of robotics Nov 2012 #6

I am sure there is much consternation today that the GOPs anti porn plank wont be implemented. Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #8

The Spirit of Justice won't have to wear a drape for at least 4 more years Major Nikon Nov 2012 #9

SMUT! FILTH! SMUTTY FILTH AND FILTHY SMUT! SMILTH! FUT! Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #10

opiate69

(10,129 posts)

1. I lol`d

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:43 PM

Nov 2012

http://m.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

2. Right. And oddly enough, when people watch porn, they see people who want to have sex.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:00 PM

Nov 2012

Sort of like how, strangely, when people watch science fiction movies they see aliens and laser guns, and when they watch The Lord of The Rings they see Elves and Orcs.

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

3. Also oddly enough there are those who think people who watch porn can't differentiate reality

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:08 PM

Nov 2012

As if someone who watches LOTR is going to turn into an elf.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

4. As a young man, i had a gig delivering pizzas for a while.

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:29 PM

Nov 2012

While it was mildly entertaining at times, i can safely say its not much like it is sometimes depicted in porn. Maybe if i had been a cable installer, or a plumber.

Had sex with a few female co-workers over the years, but never had any lingerie-clad pizza customers throw themselves at me.

opiate69

(10,129 posts)

5. Meine dispatcher says deres a problem wit eine cable?

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:53 PM

Nov 2012

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4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)

7. Well... I got better

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:50 PM

Nov 2012

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)

6. Elves and orcs.... that secretly want to have sex.

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:49 PM

Nov 2012

And aliens with laser guns....that secretly want to have sex.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

8. I am sure there is much consternation today that the GOPs anti porn plank wont be implemented.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:26 PM

Nov 2012

Dammit!!!!!!!!

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

9. The Spirit of Justice won't have to wear a drape for at least 4 more years

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:17 PM

Nov 2012

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

10. SMUT! FILTH! SMUTTY FILTH AND FILTHY SMUT! SMILTH! FUT!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 02:36 PM

Nov 2012

STICK FIGURES! DIRTY PILLOWS!

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