Whenever you're going to stand while urinating into a toilet bowl, it's always a good idea to raise the toilet seat. As has been clearly demonstrated in this particular case, there is more than one reason why this time-honored rule should always be followed. You never know what you might find!




We men have our special ways!

Was he packin' it on his way in or what?

got to love the guy helping another guy out though. hope he dumped her ass.

I get mine in the aviation dept at Wal-mart.

I wasn't offering any kind of analysis. I was only attempting to make a joke, and a rather lame one at that. I even considered deleting my post after I had submitted it because I was afraid on second thought that it might border on the vulgar. I was simply referring to the fact that a woman would never have cause to raise the seat of a toilet bowl while using it.

I meant no offense. Peace.

Oh, nuts! Perhaps you're not being serious yourself and you're just joining in the fun. How do I know? Oh, well, such is the nature of forum exchanges -- what with the absence of posture, voice tone, etc.

And I am an awful, deplorable person...