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mahatmakanejeeves

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Fri Dec 27, 2024, 10:50 AM Dec 27

Md. man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve service, deputies say

Md. man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve service, deputies say

Thomas Robertson | trobertson@wtop.com
December 26, 2024, 8:45 PM

A Maryland man was arrested and charged Thursday after authorities in St. Mary’s County said he walked into a church’s Christmas Eve midnight mass and poured whiskey into the holy water. ... Thomas Campbell Bolling Von Goetz, 34, of Avenue, Maryland, disrupted mass at two different churches in the county on Christmas Eve, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office.

First, just after 5 p.m., the sheriff’s office said Von Goetz entered Holy Angels Catholic Church during mass, approached the altar and dropped an onion in the aisle. The sheriff’s office also said Von Goetz was disturbing the peace of those in attendance. ... A congregant then escorted him out of the church, but Von Goetz was equipped with even more produce, and he was prepared to use it, according to deputies. ... Outside, Von Goetz threw tangerines at the congregant, which the sheriff’s office said amounted to assault.

Later that Christmas Eve night, deputies said Von Goetz went to midnight mass at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church in Leonardtown, poured whiskey into the holy water and threatened to harm parishioners. As congregants there escorted him out, Von Goetz tried striking them with his whiskey bottle, according to the sheriff’s office. ... Parishioners were able to detain Von Goetz until deputies arrived; he was then transported to a hospital for medical evaluation.

Thursday, the sheriff’s office charged Von Goetz with several crimes, including assault, disorderly conduct, threat of mass violence and defacing religious property. ... He’s being held at the St. Mary’s County Detention and Rehabilitation Center.

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Thomas Robertson
Thomas Robertson is an Associate Producer and Web Writer/Editor at WTOP. After graduating in 2019 from James Madison University, Thomas moved away from Virginia for the first time in his life to cover the local government beat for a small daily newspaper in Zanesville, Ohio.
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Md. man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve service, deputies say (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Dec 27 OP
"equipped with even more produce, and he was prepared to use it" displacedvermoter Dec 27 #1
... WestMichRad Dec 27 #13
"I throw fruit in your general direction!" displacedvermoter Dec 28 #14
Maybe Van Goetz thought catholics drink the Holy Water? sop Dec 27 #2
Could have been for sanitation purposes. fargone Dec 27 #3
Disinfectant Holy Water for the mortal sinners. sop Dec 27 #4
Irish Holy Water Historic NY Dec 27 #5
He is 56 how did they get that wrong Historic NY Dec 27 #6
how to convert ordinary tap water into holy water? kiri Dec 27 #10
That is way too funny. People are idiots. Srkdqltr Dec 27 #7
Asshole XanaDUer2 Dec 27 #8
Well, that's a new one. hlthe2b Dec 27 #9
In my personal opinion... LisaM Dec 27 #11
Mr. Goetz apparently has issues; I'm not especially interested in following up... No Vested Interest Dec 27 #12
LOL LeftInTX Dec 29 #15
OH NOES HE BROKE THE HOLY !! eppur_se_muova Dec 29 #16
it's not like anyone actually drinks it. nt Javaman Dec 29 #17

WestMichRad

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Fri Dec 27, 2024, 09:30 PM
Dec 27


And “dropped an onion in the aisle.”
And “… threw tangerines at the congregant.”
Almost sounds like a Monty Python skit!

kiri

(910 posts)
10. how to convert ordinary tap water into holy water?
Fri Dec 27, 2024, 01:39 PM
Dec 27

How do you convert ordinary tap water into holy water?

Just boil the Hell out of it.

eppur_se_muova

(37,971 posts)
16. OH NOES HE BROKE THE HOLY !!
Sun Dec 29, 2024, 04:40 PM
Dec 29

Quick, transport it to Jerusalem and leave it to stand overnight under the belly of a pregnant she-goat. In the morning, reconsecrate it at a special 5 AM mass. Then, AND ONLY THEN, will the sacredness of this precious fluid be restored !

Two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen. BIG fucking deal. It's no "holier" than cat piss.

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