Michigan man charged with assault after hitting store clerk with frozen fish
(Detroit Free Press) A 60-year-old man was charged after allegedly using a frozen fish as a weapon during an altercation at a Warren fish counter, according to officials.
The incident took place on April 2, at Desi Fruit Market on Nine Mile in Warren. Around 7:15 p.m., police say the suspect, MD Jobul Hussain, became angry with a store clerk after being told the fish counter closed at 7 p.m. due to Ramadan.
"The suspect then allegedly assaulted the clerk on the head with a four-pound frozen hilsa fish," Macomb County Prosecutor Peter Lucido said in a news release. "The hilsa fish is a kind of herring." .............(more)
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2023/04/05/desi-fruit-market-md-jobul-hussain-fish/70084921007/
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I watched a "Murder, She Wrote" the other night where a frozen fish was the murder weapon. 
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