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Related: About this forumWoman stabs boyfriend 5 times after she finds him having relations with a turkey carcass
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Hell has no fury for a woman scorned, especially by a dead turkey. This was the unfortunate case for the girlfriend of weirdo Ryan Mills. Thanksgiving day was the scene of a major domestic violence case in Superior, Wisconsin. Mills was stabbed five times and was lying on the ground. Next to him was an uncooked Turkey carcass. The other woman.
19-year-old Tiffany Rodriguez had found her 21-year-old boyfriend having intercourse with the turkey corpse. The turkey was to be cooked for dinner, but Mills had other ideas as he was found in the bathroom by his girlfriend as he pounded away inside their would-be dinner.
Tiffany then grabbed the turkey and ran off with it. Mills was in tow, apologizing profusely. But that wasnt good enough for Tiffany, as she ended up stabbing her boyfriend five times. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
http://trinilulz.com/woman-stabs-boyfriend-5-times-after-she-finds-him-having-relations-with-a-turkey-carcass/
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Woman stabs boyfriend 5 times after she finds him having relations with a turkey carcass (Original Post)
trusty elf
Dec 2015
OP
Tiffany could always use the defense that she was just carving the turkey and he was in the way
liberal N proud
Dec 2015
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packman
(16,296 posts)1. Obvious joke - he was just stuffing it
Funny - article about the incident. He was previously arrested for killing a pig so he could have sex with its dead carcass. What a guy.
Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)2. ...
Public defender Fred Resnick states that a carcass in not an animal: the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass...we are in Wisconsin thats what people do here.
...um...
valerief
(53,235 posts)3. I guess that explains Scott Walker, too. nt
dixiegrrrrl
(60,012 posts)5. Talk about winter time blues...........n/t
liberal N proud
(61,020 posts)4. Tiffany could always use the defense that she was just carving the turkey and he was in the way
Initech
(103,300 posts)6. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Kaleva
(38,864 posts)7. Looking at their pics, I'd say meth is an important part of their lives.
47of74
(18,470 posts)8. Yeah, I wouldn't be suprised to find them in Faces of Meth.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)11. The woman is 19 years old?
She looks twice that age. Meth must really age a person fast
RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)9. Maybe he wanted the Wishbone?
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JudyM
(29,537 posts)10. So... What was she more upset about: his perversion or dinner being ruined? Nt