Boy I can only omagine what'd happen if I had one of those. I don't use any of those Alexa or Siri things.

I just yelled "You must be crazy!" My watch said, "Hmm, is there something else I can help you with?"

I'm afraid to tell it to fuck off, it might not like me anymore.

seeing ads coinciding with conversations.

It really isn’t that useful for me anyway. I basically only got Amazon delivery announcements on it.

the microphone as needed.

I do some of the trip and fall stuff at my age triggering the 911/fall alarm that I can and have quickly canceled, so leaving the voice comm available is reassuring if I can't get up some time.

turned em off
what is plural for alexis?

I’m an analog kinda guy. My old Rolex never talks back to me.

I will say this, Alexa lives in my house too. It may have been a big coincidence, but we had been discussing buying a certain product, neither of us had researched the subject online, but within a few minutes were are both getting ads for the product on our desktop computers.

And Siri turned itself on and said “I’m always serious.”

Swear to God. 😳😳😳

For a moment I thought Siri too, but the reply spelling out the word "f**king" made me feel like some creep is eavesdropping and replying in kind.

but my Kindle Fire tablet turns Alexa on when I cough or laugh too loud. Funny thing is I never activated it. I hate that heifer.

gg

i just said that to siri and she said " i dont know how to respond to that ". lol

HA