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Mawspam2

(1,117 posts) Wed Jan 28, 2026, 12:59 AM Jan 2026

Melania movie.

According to Fandango, only four seats have been sold for all showings over the first week at the Albert Lea Cinema 7.

Stciking it to Jeff Bezos!

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Melania movie. (Original Post) Mawspam2 Jan 2026 OP

I don't think he's suffering. CentralMass Jan 2026 #1

At that rate he'll be broke in twenty or so years. marble falls Jan 2026 #3

He'll pay people to see it. marble falls Jan 2026 #2

paid protesters...i mean viewers. ret5hd Jan 2026 #5

This is one reason why it's hard to believe polls showing 40 % approval. spooky3 Jan 2026 #4

She is as clueless as he is. OAITW r.2.0 Jan 2026 #6

Reviews are in LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #7

Lol... omgod! Reading those Reviews Cha Jan 2026 #8

The "Melania" movie - a must see if you've run out of ipecac! jls4561 Jan 2026 #10

Late Night is having fun with it! BidenRocks Jan 2026 #9

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #11

I did hear that local Republican groups around the country are buying out the theaters in their areas dflprincess Jan 2026 #12

CentralMass

(16,994 posts)

1. I don't think he's suffering.

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:07 AM

Jan 2026

Jeff Bezos has increased his personal wealth by approximately $15 billion since Donald Trump’s inauguration in January 2025.

marble falls

(72,543 posts)

3. At that rate he'll be broke in twenty or so years.

Reply to CentralMass (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:08 AM

Jan 2026

marble falls

(72,543 posts)

2. He'll pay people to see it.

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:07 AM

Jan 2026

ret5hd

(22,588 posts)

5. paid protesters...i mean viewers.

Reply to marble falls (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:10 AM

Jan 2026

spooky3

(38,874 posts)

4. This is one reason why it's hard to believe polls showing 40 % approval.

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:10 AM

Jan 2026

*None* of those dopes wants to see the movie???

OAITW r.2.0

(32,617 posts)

6. She is as clueless as he is.

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:14 AM

Jan 2026

2 people who can't offer anything more than self promotion.

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,091 posts)

7. Reviews are in

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 02:40 AM

Jan 2026

Cha

(320,620 posts)

8. Lol... omgod! Reading those Reviews

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #7)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 03:39 AM

Jan 2026

is just what I was hoping for.

They ae Scathing & Funny.

Nazi head won't be amused, though.

Mahalo LMPV :

jls4561

(3,268 posts)

10. The "Melania" movie - a must see if you've run out of ipecac!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #7)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 11:39 AM

Jan 2026

BidenRocks

(3,498 posts)

9. Late Night is having fun with it!

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 03:56 AM

Jan 2026

Nice graphics of 0 seats sold!

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,091 posts)

11. This made me smile

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:25 PM

Jan 2026

Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-01-28T15:26:32.520Z

dflprincess

(29,417 posts)

12. I did hear that local Republican groups around the country are buying out the theaters in their areas

Reply to Mawspam2 (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 09:44 PM

Jan 2026

Hardly surprising.

On Stephanie Miller's show this morning either Chris Lavoie or Carlos Alazraqui went to a theater where that "Sound of Freedom" movie was showing and was supposedly sold out for days. Before going into the theater where the movie they were actually there to see was, he poked his head in the "Sound of Freedom" was on - empty. Same thing when he left. Movie was running but no one was watching.

Anyone who sees another movie where "Melanie" is running should do the same check, especially if they start claiming it's sold out.

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