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Marthe48

(23,621 posts) Sun Jun 7, 2026, 08:02 PM 21 hrs ago

Genie joke

A guy finds a lamp on the beach and rubs it.
Out pops a genie, who says, "You have 3 wishes."
The guy says, "I wish there was no embezzlement in the world."
The genie says, "Granted. You have 9 wishes left."

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Genie joke (Original Post) Marthe48 21 hrs ago OP

Even genies in on the grift EYESORE 9001 20 hrs ago #1

Some call it theft. Others call it creative bookkeeping. Norrrm 20 hrs ago #2

EYESORE 9001

(29,949 posts)

1. Even genies in on the grift

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 08:37 PM

20 hrs ago

Tsk tsk

Norrrm

(5,858 posts)

2. Some call it theft. Others call it creative bookkeeping.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 09:02 PM

20 hrs ago

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