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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,494 posts) Sun Jun 7, 2026, 02:21 PM Yesterday

My doctor gave me six months to live so I smacked him!

The judge gave me five years! Problem solved!

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My doctor gave me six months to live so I smacked him! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday OP

My doctor gave me six months to live. Norrrm Yesterday #1

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #2

I told them to take the flowers off my casket and Ninga Yesterday #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 5 hrs ago #5

I like how you think, mister. Iggo Yesterday #4

😁 Floyd R. Turbo 5 hrs ago #6

Norrrm

(5,858 posts)

1. My doctor gave me six months to live.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 02:34 PM

Yesterday

I told him I could not earn enough to pay him.

He gave me six more months.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,494 posts)

2. 🤗

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 02:35 PM

Yesterday

Ninga

(9,039 posts)

3. I told them to take the flowers off my casket and

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 04:26 PM

Yesterday

throw them into the crowd to see who’s next.
(Not my words)

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,494 posts)

5. 😬

Reply to Ninga (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 8, 2026, 11:37 AM

5 hrs ago

Iggo

(50,093 posts)

4. I like how you think, mister.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Jun 7, 2026, 04:40 PM

Yesterday

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,494 posts)

6. 😁

Reply to Iggo (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 8, 2026, 11:37 AM

5 hrs ago

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