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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts) Fri May 29, 2026, 12:29 PM Friday

I tried a new brand of deodorant this morning that I will never ever buy again! The instructions read:

“Remove cap and push up bottom”!😬

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I tried a new brand of deodorant this morning that I will never ever buy again! The instructions read: (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Friday OP

The important thing is results! johnp3907 Friday #1

Hurt like hell!😬 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #2

Yes, but does your tookis smell spring fresh? rsdsharp Friday #3

I'll never know! 😬 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #7

Butt did it deodorize??? johnp3907 Friday #5

Cheeky! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #8

That will "learn" 'ya to not follow directions so literally. LoisB Friday #4

Concerning instructions I tend to be somewhat Floyd R. Turbo Friday #9

LOL! LoisB Friday #14

Hilarious 😁 made my day 👍👍 TommieMommy Friday #6

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #10

I don't mind the round tubes calguy Friday #11

Bummer! 😬 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #12

Never crack under pressure, Floyd Niagara Friday #13

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #17

You know why Trump only smells good on one side? jmowreader Friday #15

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #18

LOL!! some_of_us_are_sane Friday #24

Silver lining, Floyd True Dough Friday #16

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #19

Added bonus: True Dough Friday #20

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Friday #22

Added bonus: True Dough Friday #21

Floyd.. some_of_us_are_sane Friday #23

😁 Floyd R. Turbo 16 hrs ago #25

Colonic Infusion bucolic_frolic 16 hrs ago #26

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #28

Farts don't stink anymore. Springtime fresh. Norrrm 15 hrs ago #27

😁 Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #29

Suck it up Floyd. Dunc 14 hrs ago #30

😖 Floyd R. Turbo 12 hrs ago #32

I bet you think your shit don't stink unblock 14 hrs ago #31

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 12 hrs ago #33

johnp3907

(4,348 posts)

1. The important thing is results!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:33 PM

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🤨

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

2. Hurt like hell!😬

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #1)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:34 PM

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rsdsharp

(12,103 posts)

3. Yes, but does your tookis smell spring fresh?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #2)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:40 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

7. I'll never know! 😬

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #3)

Fri May 29, 2026, 01:48 PM

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johnp3907

(4,348 posts)

5. Butt did it deodorize???

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #2)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:50 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

8. Cheeky! 😁

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #5)

Fri May 29, 2026, 01:48 PM

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LoisB

(13,577 posts)

4. That will "learn" 'ya to not follow directions so literally.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:40 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

9. Concerning instructions I tend to be somewhat

Reply to LoisB (Reply #4)

Fri May 29, 2026, 01:50 PM

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anal!

LoisB

(13,577 posts)

14. LOL!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #9)

Fri May 29, 2026, 04:29 PM

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TommieMommy

(3,121 posts)

6. Hilarious 😁 made my day 👍👍

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:59 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

10. 😊

Reply to TommieMommy (Reply #6)

Fri May 29, 2026, 01:50 PM

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calguy

(6,171 posts)

11. I don't mind the round tubes

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 02:27 PM

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It’s the oblong Old Spice containers that I have problems with.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

12. Bummer! 😬

Reply to calguy (Reply #11)

Fri May 29, 2026, 02:38 PM

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Niagara

(12,206 posts)

13. Never crack under pressure, Floyd

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 03:28 PM

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😎

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

17. 😬

Reply to Niagara (Reply #13)

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:40 PM

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jmowreader

(53,443 posts)

15. You know why Trump only smells good on one side?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 05:36 PM

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They don't make "Left Guard."

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

18. 😬

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Fri May 29, 2026, 08:41 PM

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some_of_us_are_sane

(3,722 posts)

24. LOL!!

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Fri May 29, 2026, 09:03 PM

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True Dough

(27,415 posts)

16. Silver lining, Floyd

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:35 PM

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Your colonoscopy is out of the way for this year!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

19. 🤗

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Fri May 29, 2026, 08:41 PM

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True Dough

(27,415 posts)

20. Added bonus:

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #19)

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:47 PM

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Your farts will smell so fragrant!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

22. ☺️

Reply to True Dough (Reply #20)

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:52 PM

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True Dough

(27,415 posts)

21. Added bonus:

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #19)

Fri May 29, 2026, 08:47 PM

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Your farts will smell so fragrant!

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,722 posts)

23. Floyd..

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 09:03 PM

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Last edited Sat May 30, 2026, 10:24 AM - Edit history (1)

Start gradually.

Start with lipstick. You'll thank me.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

25. 😁

Reply to some_of_us_are_sane (Reply #23)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:50 AM

16 hrs ago

bucolic_frolic

(55,993 posts)

26. Colonic Infusion

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 07:58 AM

16 hrs ago

Wish manufacturers were required to label their products accurately, but I guess Shove It would impact sales.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

28. 🤗

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Reply #26)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:41 AM

15 hrs ago

Norrrm

(5,731 posts)

27. Farts don't stink anymore. Springtime fresh.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:28 AM

15 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

29. 😁

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #27)

Sat May 30, 2026, 08:42 AM

15 hrs ago

Dunc

(480 posts)

30. Suck it up Floyd.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 09:43 AM

14 hrs ago

At least you’ll smell good.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

32. 😖

Reply to Dunc (Reply #30)

Sat May 30, 2026, 11:40 AM

12 hrs ago

unblock

(56,285 posts)

31. I bet you think your shit don't stink

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat May 30, 2026, 10:14 AM

14 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,390 posts)

33. 😬

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Sat May 30, 2026, 11:40 AM

12 hrs ago

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