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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,359 posts) Tue May 26, 2026, 08:55 AM Yesterday

Bill has discontinued his line of signature underwear. Apparently

“Shatner Shorts” was a poor brand name choice!

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Bill has discontinued his line of signature underwear. Apparently (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday OP

He calls himself "Bill Shat" in an ad for something. nt Ilsa Yesterday #1

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #2

I was surprised that made it past the censors. 3catwoman3 Yesterday #4

LOL Emile Yesterday #3

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #6

There is a new brand of mattresses called Hassleless... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #5

Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #7

Was he True Dough 23 hrs ago #8

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 20 hrs ago #9

...but, his custom hair replacement system for active guys is still in business. LudwigPastorius 16 hrs ago #10

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo 9 hrs ago #11

Ilsa

(64,606 posts)

1. He calls himself "Bill Shat" in an ad for something. nt

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 09:00 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,359 posts)

2. 😬

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #1)

Tue May 26, 2026, 09:00 AM

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3catwoman3

(29,856 posts)

4. I was surprised that made it past the censors.

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #1)

Tue May 26, 2026, 11:16 AM

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Emile

(43,382 posts)

3. LOL

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 09:25 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,359 posts)

6. 😁

Reply to Emile (Reply #3)

Tue May 26, 2026, 03:12 PM

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3catwoman3

(29,856 posts)

5. There is a new brand of mattresses called Hassleless...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 11:19 AM

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...which advertises on the radio a lot. Their boast is no sales staff, so no hassle.

The pronunciation by the voicever guy is a little sloppy and it always sounds like Hassle Ass.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,359 posts)

7. Ha!

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #5)

Tue May 26, 2026, 03:13 PM

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True Dough

(27,372 posts)

8. Was he

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 06:00 PM

23 hrs ago

"going" where no man has gone before, Floyd?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,359 posts)

9. 😬

Reply to True Dough (Reply #8)

Tue May 26, 2026, 08:30 PM

20 hrs ago

LudwigPastorius

(15,050 posts)

10. ...but, his custom hair replacement system for active guys is still in business.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2026, 01:03 AM

16 hrs ago

Kirk's Hell Toupee™ - so rugged, even a Gorn can't pull it off

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,359 posts)

11. 🤗

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #10)

Wed May 27, 2026, 07:38 AM

9 hrs ago

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