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My daughter is pissed at me. I was 'splaining to my 9 year old grandson why beans are better for my heart than (Original Post) 3Hotdogs 14 hrs ago OP
Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart Walleye 14 hrs ago #1
Nah uh that's wrong! SSJVegeta 14 hrs ago #2
I heard it as "musical fruit" FoxNewsSucks 13 hrs ago #4
you are fully deserving of all (and cumulative) parental ire ... stopdiggin 14 hrs ago #3

Walleye

(45,517 posts)
1. Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart
Thu May 21, 2026, 08:16 PM
14 hrs ago

The more you fart, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans for every meal.
I’m five years old again 🫘

SSJVegeta

(3,157 posts)
2. Nah uh that's wrong!
Thu May 21, 2026, 08:24 PM
14 hrs ago

They are the magical fruit and the more you eat em the more you toot!

stopdiggin

(15,645 posts)
3. you are fully deserving of all (and cumulative) parental ire ...
Thu May 21, 2026, 08:49 PM
14 hrs ago

heading in your direction ...
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