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True Dough

(27,186 posts) Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:35 AM Apr 22

Would you lose control?

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Would you lose control? (Original Post) True Dough Apr 22 OP

Nope sorry...love both... MiHale Apr 22 #1

Of my bladder... as I choked from trying to eat it. Solly Mack Apr 22 #2

It was nice knowing you, Solly! True Dough Apr 22 #3

Back in the day peanut butter sandwiches were known as "choke sandwiches". Solly Mack Apr 22 #5

No, I'd eat it in a controlled fashion FoxNewsSucks Apr 22 #4

I'D EAT IT! some_of_us_are_sane Apr 22 #6

That's the spirit! True Dough Apr 22 #7

There is Large, Extra Large, and Jumbo,... LudwigPastorius Apr 22 #8

Sign me up, Ludwig! some_of_us_are_sane Apr 22 #9

tilt. AllaN01Bear Apr 22 #10

MiHale

(13,138 posts)

1. Nope sorry...love both...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:41 AM

Apr 22

But that chocolate looks waxy and the peanut butter grainy…too much sugar.

Solly Mack

(97,199 posts)

2. Of my bladder... as I choked from trying to eat it.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:43 AM

Apr 22

True Dough

(27,186 posts)

3. It was nice knowing you, Solly!

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:48 AM

Apr 22

At least we'd know you went out with wet pants and a smile on your chocolately-peanut butter face!

Solly Mack

(97,199 posts)

5. Back in the day peanut butter sandwiches were known as "choke sandwiches".

Reply to True Dough (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:16 AM

Apr 22

Back in my youth anyway. Too much peanut butter can be hard to swallow. That candy bar has entirely too much peanut butter.

It's nice to be remembered fondly though.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,902 posts)

4. No, I'd eat it in a controlled fashion

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:03 AM

Apr 22

It's not Godiva, but Buc-ee stuff is pretty good by gas station standards

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,489 posts)

6. I'D EAT IT!

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 02:51 PM

Apr 22

AND I'D DANCE WHILE DOING SO!

True Dough

(27,186 posts)

7. That's the spirit!

Reply to some_of_us_are_sane (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 03:35 PM

Apr 22

Burn at least a portion of the calories you're consuming!

LudwigPastorius

(14,937 posts)

8. There is Large, Extra Large, and Jumbo,...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 04:28 PM

Apr 22

but that is Horse Choking™ size.

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,489 posts)

9. Sign me up, Ludwig!

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:00 PM

Apr 22

YUMMMMMMMM!!!

AllaN01Bear

(29,751 posts)

10. tilt.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:11 PM

Apr 22

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