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kairos12

(13,712 posts) Mon Apr 20, 2026, 10:24 PM Apr 20

Once upon a time a witch sat before

the local religious crazies.

Magistrate: You are accused of turning the tax collector into a toad.

Witch: I actually tried to turn him into a turd.

Peasant in crowd shouts: You should have used spell check

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Once upon a time a witch sat before (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 20 OP

... SheltieLover Apr 20 #1

Snicker! niyad Apr 20 #2

Spill chick does not care if !f you use the wrong word. Norrrm Apr 20 #3

Spall chack are also real words. Spoll is kind of iffy. Norrrm Apr 20 #4

SheltieLover

(81,779 posts)

1. ...

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Apr 20, 2026, 10:37 PM

Apr 20

niyad

(134,077 posts)

2. Snicker!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Apr 20, 2026, 10:39 PM

Apr 20

Norrrm

(5,627 posts)

3. Spill chick does not care if !f you use the wrong word.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Apr 20, 2026, 10:48 PM

Apr 20

Spill chick does not care if !f you use the wrong word.

It only cares that you spill it correctly.

Norrrm

(5,627 posts)

4. Spall chack are also real words. Spoll is kind of iffy.

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 20, 2026, 11:12 PM

Apr 20

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