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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts) Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:04 PM Tuesday

I didn't get the Walmart Greeter job! When I went in for the interview they showed me a video of

me eating some grapes off the produce display!

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I didn't get the Walmart Greeter job! When I went in for the interview they showed me a video of (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday OP

How did they do that ,.... magicarpet Tuesday #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #2

"Welcome to Walmart. Now get your shit and go home." Wounded Bear Tuesday #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday #4

No worries, Floyd True Dough Tuesday #5

Should have told them you were doing product testing. Solly Mack Tuesday #6

Just tell them,... LudwigPastorius Wednesday #7

magicarpet

(18,937 posts)

1. How did they do that ,....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:22 PM

Tuesday

... with a Palantir type facial recognition program ?

Or are you doing a funny ?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:26 PM

Tuesday

Wounded Bear

(64,442 posts)

3. "Welcome to Walmart. Now get your shit and go home."

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:53 PM

Tuesday

Walter - Jeff Dunham

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

4. 😬

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 08:34 PM

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True Dough

(26,970 posts)

5. No worries, Floyd

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 08:56 PM

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There's always the Target bathroom janitor job!

Unless you were snorting cocaine off the toilet seat, like the Health Secretary.

Solly Mack

(97,058 posts)

6. Should have told them you were doing product testing.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 10:52 PM

Tuesday

LudwigPastorius

(14,841 posts)

7. Just tell them,...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 15, 2026, 12:38 AM

Wednesday

"Those weren't grapes. I was just taking my anti-psychotic meds.

You wouldn't like to see me without my anti-psychotic meds."

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